Bullies

Have I made a post about this before? I'm not too sure, because well it's been fucking forever since I've made a blog post. Sorry about that btw.
Whatever.

I fucking hate bullies. They are douche bags who tear other people down for their own self esteem, and that is just horrible. Watching movies, seeing it for real life, reading about it or hearing about it from a friend. However the story came into my life, when I hear about someone getting bullied, I feel like crying.

In my personal opinion, it doesn't bother me when it's a boy bullying a girl. For most cases someone will beat the living shit out of him, and if they don't I fucking will. And when it's girls bullying girls, they usually tell someone; a parent, friend, teacher etc, and get it taken care of. No, the worst of all bullying, is when it's boys doing it to another boy.

It's a pack of hungry wolves feasting on a little bunny, and it's fucking horrible. What's even worse is when they are eating alone at lunch. For some reason, when I see a guy eating alone somewhere, my eyes get watery and I want to scream.. It's just so sad.

On Youtube I was surfing for videos about bullying after making my own for an english project, and I came across a very good one. Though it is long, it's still so sad, and of course the first fucking scene is the kid eating alone. :((((

FUCK YOU BULLIES. FUCK ALL THE BULLIES. YOU CAN ALL EAT SHIT, WHAT YOU ARE DOING ISN'T FUNNY AND CAN RUIN A LIFE AND A FAMILY. YOU ARE TAKING AWAY HAPPINESS.

Today, we had our end of the year assembly, and since it was the last day of school, the grade nines were being total douche bags. They were setting off stink bombs, throwing streamers and water balloons. I don't care about that, I mean let them be stupid, it's their last day. What bothered me was how some of the older kids think they are the shit.

Just because you are a year older - and some of you, only a few fucking months - doesn't mean you are cooler than us. Just because you make people sad or feel stupid for a laugh doesn't mean you are cooler than us.

My friend Paramon and I were sitting next to each other, and behind us were some of the grade nines. About 30 minutes into it, Paramon turned around and said
"Stop it!" in a very angry voice. I turned around, and it was the very funny guy I just met. Of course he was being a douche. I didn't really think anything of it, and zoned out again. But a few minutes later I heard
"Seriously, STOP!"

This continued on, and Paramon was getting angrier and the "bully" was getting worse and worse. Apparently he was constantly tapping Paramon with his foot, poking him and hitting him. When Paramon would get mad, he would say
"It wasn't me"

Being the amazing friend that I am, I turned my head so I could make sure that he wouldn't do it any more, without being obvious. When I saw his foot sliding closer, I grabbed it and shook my head. Then there was something about the "bully" telling Paramon that they were going to fight later on, but Paramon didn't want to because he didn't want to get in trouble

Later on they took out the streamers, and started throwing them everywhere. Soon the "bully" grabbed a handful and ripped it up; proceeding with throwing it on Paramon. I would pick it off of him and just go on with my time. But it wouldn't stop. I could tell Paramon was angry, and the look on his face made me want to cry. So I turned around and said
"Grow the fuck up. You think you are so much better than us but you aren't. And he may not punch you in the face, but I have no fear of doing so. Temp me bud, and don't mess with my friends"

It didn't stop him, but things calmed down for the rest of the assembly. What really warmed my heart the entire time this was happening, was that one of the bullies friends was telling him to stop the entire time, and she was actually getting mad.

But I just fucking hate bullies! They aren't cool, they are losers that every one hates. And it's worse when you try to stick up for someone, and they laugh in your face and make you feel stupid for saying anything. I will fucking hurt anyone who tries to tear others down, especially when they make them eat alone! 

And if you see anyone eating alone, go up and sit with them. If you don't, the guilt that stays with you  - or at least me - is enourmous, and you just feel horrible. Bullying needs to stop. If you want to feel really sad and motivated about stopping bullying, go watch the new movie BULLY (or the "bully project")

About my english project. I know that the words in it aren't words we use now a days, but it needed to be school appropriate.

That Stupid Spider

I'm not sure if I mentioned my best friend, Alex, but the other week or so we decided to have a sleepover. Since I have dogs and a cat, and she is allergic to animal fur, we needed to sleep outside on my trampoline. When we do this, we usually spend the majority of the night inside - so we can actually hang out - and when we get tired, or Alex gets sick, we go outside.

For the first part of the night we played my "The Office Trivia Game" and afterwards started to watch "500 Days of Summer". After about 30 minutes, we left to watch the rest of the movie outside on her laptop. So I began to prepare.

I gathered 50 blankets, 30 pillows, my laptop, a sweater, sweat pants, my phone and my ipod. Just to name a few.

Once we had every thing that we needed, we went out the back door and walked across the poo mine-field that is my backyard. After trying to get on the trampoline for 5 minutes, I was finally able to hoist my fat ass up, along with all my stuff.

It took us a while to get out bed ready, but finally we were finished and it was time to party. And by that I mean watch the movie quietly and try not to make the very old trampoline creek.

We were all comfy cosy in our little bed, watching the very beautiful Zoey Deschanel, and it seemed to be the perfect end for the day. SEEMED. I felt what seemed like a strand of hair tickling my arm, picked it off and buried myself farther into my blanket, leaving that one arm out.

Again, I felt the strand of hair and I was getting a little freaked out. I picked it off again and scooted towards Alex for comfort. (Because being close to someone always makes me feel better) All was well, nice and dandy. Then...

SUDDENLY!!!!

A GIGANTIC MEGA SPIDER FROM FUCKING HELL ITSELF WAS CRAWLING ACROSS THE RIM OF MY BLANKET, CLOSE TO MY FACE.

I shrieked silently and ninja jumped over Alex without hitting her or her laptop. Once I finished rolling around on the trampoline to make sure the spider wasn't on me, I explained to Alex what had happened and forced her to shake out every blanket.

That was finished, and there was no sight of the little beast. We weren't going to risk sleeping on the trampoline, so we got everything that we thought was "safe" and scurried up the steps onto my deck. I was fumbling with the door knob, while carrying millions of blankets and pillows that may or may not have had the spider in them. You can probably sense my panic.

The door was almost open and Alex had to go and say "Is that the spider?!", pointing to my blanket. I dropped everything and ran to the table, where I safely put my laptop. Well it was safe, until it fell probably waking up the entire neighbourhood.

We composed ourselves from laughing so hard, grabbed every thing, threw it all inside and rolled around on the ground "to be safe". When we declared that we were now calm, we decided that it was best to go to Alex's house and sleep in her guest bedroom. I left my parents a note and we were on our way.

We figure that the "strand of hair" was the spider 'webbing' on me. skfhsajdfhfhjkahfkjhfkjdhfaf sooooo gross. Also, the "spider" that was "on my blanket" (on the deck) was a piece of fluff. Thank you Alex.

I was too scared to use my favourite blanket for a week, and then some. Fucking spider.

p.s those pictures are the closest ones that I could find to the real spider. Enjoy.

HELP

Hi. I currently have 3 blogs, and I'd like to size that down to 2. Just one issue!

On the 2 blogs that I'm combining into 1, I like how both of them are set up, which is pretty much the same ;) Could you go to both of them (they are both named the same thing: Simply Sio) and vote on which design you like the best.

1) Simply-Sio
2) Simply Sio

thanks a bunch! Vote in the comments, or email me

Meeh

Hey, just thought I'd let you know. I have ANOTHER blog, which is just a blog about my majestic daily life. So here it is:
http://simply-sio.blogspot.ca/
And also, my friend has a blog:
http://nonsensecourtneey.blogspot.ca/

Proana Bitches.

Last night I came across a horrible site that worships "ana" - a short for anorexia nervosa. It goes on and on about how being fat is gross, disgusting and fat people are pieces of shit who shouldn't be loved. What the fucking FUCK? A young girl can come across that, hear how because she weighs more than some; that she's disgusting, and it'll completely destroy her life .

To give an example of how bad this site is, I have taken some quotes from it:

"Ana sounds so much better than FATSO"
"Only thin people are graceful"
"Fat people can't fit everywhere"
"If you eat, you'll look like those fat, disgusting, trash hookers"
"Fatso's are lonely because people don't want to look at them"
"Fatsos are SOOOO disgusting"
"Fat people are ugly"
"Fat people can't be loved"

Those are just 8 of the 70 reasons why you "need" to be anorexic. And those 70 reasons are just one page on this entire site.

Isn't that horrible. It's bad enough that who ever writes it says that people anorexic is better, but when they say that being normal - "fat" is horrible, disgusting and ugly, that is just cruel.

Being a young teenage girl with a lot of beautiful thin friends, I have a lot of insecurities. And sites like these that are saying I'll never be loved because of it, well that hurts. A lot. I just can't believe how horrible this goddamn site is!

Not only does it make "over weight" people feel bad, but for those kids who are struggling with anorexia, it's telling them to STAY that way. How fucking horrible is that? These girls and boys have a disease that can KILL them, and this author is telling them to keep at it if they want to be beautiful.

One of the reasoning's is : "Fat people die earlier" (one of the "70 reasons not to eat")
Hell no! Fat people do not die earlier! If any thing, the odds are equal. Being anorexic kills, you lose hair, energy, your skin becomes horrible and your teeth decay. Did I mention it kills you?! Because I think that how it can kill you is just something that I'd throw in there. You know, about it killing you. Because it can do that. Actually, between 5% - 20% who are anorexic die.

But just holy shit! This site makes every one feel bad, no matter their size! If your are over weight, you are disgusting. If you are normal, you are disgusting. If you eat any thing, disgusting. And if you are completely underweight - I'm talking 75 lbs and 20 years old - don't eat any thing, and exercise like crazy, it isn't good enough. You are still fucking "disgusting" in their eyes.

A girl posted on the blog how she got better, and was a healthy 175 lbs. Then she wanted to lose 4 lbs, just because. But then 4 became 6 became 8 became 25. Soon she was 145 lbs, and wasn't finished. She wanted to go down to 100 lbs, and her finishing weight would be 75 lbs. I feel so bad for this chick, because she has a disease, and she comes on to this website that is telling her that every thing she is doing is making her "perfect".

Not only does it say you'll be perfect, and anti-disgusting, but it gives you tip after tip on how to trick your family. It tells you how to hide your "lifestyle" and how to get people off your scent.

It's fucking horrible.

I truly, from the bottom of my heart, feel bad for any one who has this disease. It's horrible, controls your life and you are never happy. Please, any one who has anorexia: Get help. Being "thin" and unhealthy isn't "perfect". Actually, in my  eyes, it's less attractive (i hate being able to see bones) STOP.

And to the person who writes this blog, Pro Ana Lifestyle, go fuck yourself. You are distorting the minds of young adolescences both boys and girls. You should be ashamed, because you are taking lives, even if you haven't pulled the trigger.

I'm not going to lie though, I did take some information about working out from the site. They had some cool exercises that I wanted to try.

Please seek help if you and anorexia nervosa, or bulimia nervosa. These diseases aren't healthy, don't make you "prefect" and can kill you!
Kids help phone, Canada
Kids help line, USA

More facts?
WEBMD

blarggggh

Sorry about all this religion shit. I'm not with it for a while, probably going to be doing some stuff on school rules - because the weather is getting nice and girls are wearing shorts and getting in trouble. Probably something on the Bachelor and feminism, and if it I have time: a picture that said :: "We will probably never understand black holes. Or whhy girls always fall for douche bags"

My Religious Beliefs

Simple:

I believe in God. He gives me hope and dreams and love. But am I sceptical? Sure. There is no way to prove that God, Heaven and Hell all exist until we die. No matter what any heavy believers might say, no matter how many times a bible has been thrown at me, I still haven't seen actual proof. Yeah, I've seen evidence, but that's different.

Like, I've also seen proof that we didn't all come from God, Adam and Eve. The fact that we have a tail-bone says that we evolved from monkeys, so where does Adam magically being made fit in to that? And how the earth was formed. Then again, where in the fuck did all this shit come from? We have two opposing sides, both with equally good information.

But, yes. I believe in God. Do I believe in every thing? No. For example: Do I believe in sins? No.

Sure, we have right and wrong, yes and no. But I don't believe that some things will get us sent to hell. Because we all lie. Don't deny it, because you do it. Simply saying "I'm fine," "You look good" or "I'm coming" when you don't believe it, is a lie, which equals a sin. How is that fair?

Also, a big one. Being gay. I don't believe that one certain sexual preference gives you a nice trip to the flames. It's a life style, a way to live; to make yourself happy. Are people really going to hell because they want to be happy? When you say that being gay is bad and ban it, that doesn't just effect adults any more. Young kids who are struggling see that they have no support and often end up with suicide.

So I don't think that something would be "banned" in the eyes of God if it meant a young child killing themselves; also another 'sin.'

All in all: I believe in God, but not in sins.

Please don't email me giving me proof that there is a God, I wont read it. Please don't be offended. And no snide remarks about big sins, because of course if some one kills another person, I think they wont be entering the clouds. All of this is in a view of a 14 year old, so don't take it so seriously.

North Carolina

Homosexual fucks. How dare they - or any one else - have the right to choose and vote if two people should be able to get married. Last week-ish North Carolina voted on whether two people of the same sex and love for each other should get married. After the voting, the tally came up 61% - 39%. I'm guessing you can figure out which is the higher percent.

Yes, now in North Carolina, there is a ban on gay-marriage.

Since 2001, only 10 countries allow gay people to get married - give or take a few since it's been an entire decade, and then some. In Australia they allow it, but afterwards one of the partners need to have a sex change. Even that is horrible, but it is definitely better than all the other places in this world. The world we should be "thankful"for, that is supposed to "give us hope" and that we should "love", when we can't even love the people we want to. The world of dip shits.

And in the United States:
Barrack mother fucking Obama said that he has no issue with gay-marriage. SO WHY IS IT BANNED IN SOME OF HIS STATES?! If the ruler of that goddamn country doesn't care, why should the small cities have bans. Obama needs to get on that.

Holy fuck: I don't care if it's a "sin" - I mean aren't lying, not 'honouring' our parents and pre-marital sex all sins? Yet most of us do those daily, and we are not looked down on. Not once. But ONE couple wants to get married, and because they have a few similar body parts, and holy, it's all over the news.

And, hey you, heavy "believers". Shut the fuck up. You aren't fucking God. God is God - if there even is one, because it hasn't been proved so suck it. You go on and on, judging people and shoving religion down peoples throat, but isn't the man that you are worshipping supposed to be the "sole judge"? I could have sworn judging was a sin, because God is the judge and jury.

 What I'm trying to say it this:
 No one; no matter your religion, beliefs or family, has the right to say who we should marry. So what if it's a man and a man, or a woman and a woman, or a frog and a duck? They love each other, so let them be happy. Isn't it stupid how two people who hate each other, and are only in it for money, can get married, but two people who love each other can't. Because some "higher power" says it's wrong.  It isn't your life or in your way, so let them be happy.

Also, what you are saying might effect a young child. Saying that being "gay" and liking "certain people" is "wrong" might end up with that young child killing themselves. Think about it next time you vote 'no'
Judge not, lest ye be judged.
       - because all people are sinners, no one has the right to condemn another.

Can I just say, I fucking love Canada. Though it has it's faults - many, I know - it's pretty awesome to live here. When the U.S had slavery, where did the slaves run to? Canada. Home of the poutine. Chilliwack, city in British Columbia, has the best water - and air I think - in Canada *and like second best in the world?* Hockey. PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO GET MARRIED, NO MATTER THEIR SEXUAL PREFERENCE.

UPDATE: when I say "heavy believers" of course I don't mean all. And this isn't just a target toward people who believe in God in any way. I'm just saying that you say it's a sin, and judge people, but you do not have the mind of God, or know what He Himself thinks. You could be speaking total garbage, so let Him do the judging, go on with your life, and let every one be happy.

Horny Mother Fucker.

In my time on this planet, I have begun to notice that the age for people acting on their horny-ness is getting lower and lower. When you were a girl in the 1800's you couldn't have sex until you were married, and in the 1900's if you did, you were a whore. Nearing 1990's girls were getting pregnant when they were 17-20 and again: whores.

But now, things are different. We have television shows supporting being 16 and pregnant, and soon it wont be called 16 and Pregnant, but 13 and Pregnant. This world is deteriorating. Seriously, I fucking hate the people of this generation. Getting high and drunk and having sex. How in the fuck is that cool? You can be ruining your life fuck head. Think a little!

I was going to make a blog post on "The Real House Wives of Vancouver" but then something happened to me on the bus.

No buses go up to my house, and even if they did, my parents aren't going to be paying $200 for me to ride it. Because of this, I take the city bus. It isn't all that bad, but it does take me an hour to get home, so during that time, I like to listen to the conversations of the teenage boys on the bus.

Yes, they are like every other teenage boy of our time. They have sex, drink and get high every day. But they are something to amuse me, aren't bad to look at and are quite funny. So I sit and listen. In these past two years, I have heard things that are so fucking hilarious, I can't wait to tell all my friends. But today, I heard a story that I couldn't wait to tell my friends, although it wasn't at all funny.

I was just sitting in my seat, all happy and cheering, planning my birthday party, when I heard a conversation between two of the boys starting. /'

Boy 1 : Yo man, did you hear about Brysten?

Boy 2 : No, what?

1: He's hitting a grade 7

2: The fuck? How old is she?

1: She's 13

2: How old is Brysten?

1: 17, turning 18 soon though.

2: Holy fuck! That's disgusting!

At first I was appalled, and when I remembered who they were talking about, I was so fucking pissed. You see, when I was younger - 2-5 - I lived in a townhouse on a street that had a bunch of kids my age, and some a few years older. One of the boys that my friends, brother, sister and I preferred to play with was a young boy. He was nice, funny and though 3 years older, he accepted me. His name? Brysten. 

A few might be thinking
"Well Siobhan, how can you be sure that it's the same kid?"

I know because from time to time, he takes the bus with his friends, the very friends who were talking about him today. And, who the hell cares if it's the same guy? He is still 4-5 years older than this chick! Holy shit! God people are disgusting. That girl just came out of Elementary School! She has no business doing that shit, and why the fuck is she horny at that age?

Getting corny over here, but if the people from the 1800's looked at us today. Man would they be disappointed.

Yay

First Off: SUPER AMAZING, FANTASTIC TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME NEWS! Guess what I got back? MY LAPTOP! I'm so fucking happy! Holy shit, I can't even believe. YAY. Also, it's my birthday, so it's like the perfect fucking day! :)

Rant coming soon :D

I hate this.

I hate not ranting about things, because well, I'm the official mother fucking ranter! But, I owe my followers/readers this. Hold on for the ride, shits about to get real.

Thank you to every one who reads my blog and follows it. When I first started this, I didn't think any one would read it, let alone that it'd have followers. It means a lot to me that people like my stuff, and I try to check out your guys' blogs and follow the ones that I like.

Also, I am sorry about the lacking in posts. I know that when I first started this, I posted waaay more. But I also had waaay more free time, because well.. I started it when I had a week off of school.

I try to post as much as I can. It also sucks because I still don't have word on my laptop. It's still being fixed, but they told me it would be 2-3 weeks, and it's already been 2-ish, so cross your fingers :)

But yeah, thank you for all the followers and views. I appreciate it.

P.S - I got an email from some one saying that I spell words differently. Like "colour"/"realise" etc. I am Canadian, and that is how we FUCKING SPELL WORDS. I don't have some issue with letters. Fuck off.

The Bitches at the Bus Stop

Last year I was in grade 7, and 12-13 years old. This year I am in grade 8 and I am 13, soon to be 14. In just one short year, I feel as though I have matured at such a rapid pace, and because of that, all the people a year younger than me look like fucking retarded douche bags. The grade sevens at my school this year are fucking annoying little pisser offers and should all burn in hell.

When I was in grade seven, sure I felt superior, I mean, it was my first year in middle school and I felt cool. But did I act on it? No. I knew that I was at the bottom of the food chain, and I accepted it. The first few of my months there, I ate on the ground next to the library, until about December, when I realised that it's okay if I want to eat at a table. My group of friends and I claimed a table that no one else sat at, and we squished all of our  big asses on it so we didn't need more than one table.

See? We knew our place, and we lived with it. Not once did we complain, not even when the grade nines thought that it'd be funny to run through our hallway and start a major traffic jam, where I got trampled. Not a single moan or groan escaped our mouths. I more than earned my right in the food chain this year, but what happens when us grade eights come back to finally live freely, and soon take on the role as top dog? The fucking grade sevens think they own all shit!

They run through the forbidden hallways of the grade eights and nines. They are loud and screaming and fucking little pricks. A group of them stole my groups fucking lunch table, so we had to find a new one. That really upset me, because I carved my initials where I always sat at that table. The worst part is, they think that are the fucking shit.

I don't really need to explain that, you all know how people are when they think they are fucking kings of us all.

Now for the bitches at my bus stop.

There is about 5 grade sevens who take my bus (city), and a lot of the times they have a little friend waiting with them. Add that up, and it's hell for me. Out of those some odd 10 kids, I like one. And even she pisses me off beyond belief.

The girls sit at the top of the mail-box yelling and screaming. The boys throw grass at each other, often hitting me. They all run around attacking each other, and they also rub against me, bump in to me or yell in my ear.

One quick thing you should know about me before I go on. I have a form of anxiety - not been confirmed yet, but I think I have it :) - and when it's loud, and I can't hear myself think, I start to get stressed. When it gets like this, I scratch my arm, as if I had a rash or something. Also, I can't stand people touching me, it's even worse when they brush up against me repeatedly. Add those two things together, and you have a very pissed off Siobhan.

None of this compares to that one boy... That one fucking boy is going to have his ass handed to him one day.

Here is a conversation he had with one friend::

Friend: Hey bro, do you have my 5 dollars?
Douche: Da fuck?
F: Last night, you said that you were going to give me $5 if I hugged Lisa
Douche: Dude, I was fucking high, you know I don't mean all the shit I saw when I'm high

Really? Really bitch? I fucking hate it when people try to be cool. And the fact that a 12 year old KID is getting high and partying isn't "cool." It's fucked up, and annoying and makes me want to shove a stick up his ass and a knife down his throat.

Another conversation. Same douche, different friend.

Douche: Dude, I made two long boards
F: Sweet
Douche: Yeah. And on one of them I wrote "I love boobs" and on the other "I love vagina"
F: Sweet
Douche: Yeah, my mom was so pissed.

I hate you.

Quick little message!

My friend has recently made a blog, and is doing pretty much exactly what I am doing.. Fucking copier. :) Here is a link to his blog : to be added later because I forgot it

And yes... I have a 3rd blog! It's just where I talk about stuff that went on in my day that I felt like sharing. Not really of any importance, so you don't need to check it out. If you want to, it has been put as a link in my side bar.

Not a rant? Oh boy..

Okay, this is one of my very few non-ranting posts. I might do a few of these every year.. Only on very special occasions.

So in one of my posts, I had to of said that I got to the gym. I'm not a crazy person, but I'm sure as hell getting there. If I don't get at least an hour of physical activity a day, I go crazy, often finding myself pacing around my house waiting to do something.

"Go outside for a run" my mom says.

Fuck that shit. I need to be in a place where every one goes to actually work out, or else I feel like the lonely 14 year old with no friends that I am.

Any ways, so I go a lot. I have a routine, and I stick with it. I never add any thing new, or spice it up at all. That is the way I like it. ALWAYS, I start with doing a 3.5 km run, which usually takes about 17 mins. Then I do the rowing machine for 10 mins for a little cooling down time, and afterwards it's the spin cycle bike for 10 mins so give my arms a break. I finish off with doing the treadmill until my dad says that it's time to go.

Well, because of following my routine and never changing, my running has been getting very good. I'm not the only one who has noticed, guess who else noticed. Darryl Fox. Does the last name remind you of a certain Terry Fox? Because it should. Darryl is the brother of the infamous Terry Fox.

My dad met Darryl one day at a pub. Then Darryl moved on my street, later moving away :(. When ever I went for a walk at the river with my mom, guess who we would always run in to? Well now guess who is going to my gym? That is right! The not-so-famous-but-should-be Darryl Fox.

Him and my dad are always running together and all that shit. On Saturday, I was doing my whole routine, and as my dad and I were leaving he turned to me and said:

"Siobhan, Darryl said that your running is looking very good, and when you are working out, man do you looked focused."

Upon hearing this, I thought
'So, an old dude it watching as a young female works out..?'
But then I got out of my scared, pussy stage and realised
'HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT TERRY FOX'S BROTHER NOTICED MY RUNNING!'

I'm very proud.

That isn't all the news that I have to tell you about the Fox family. Oh no.

So, a few months ago, Darryl got called down to what ever hospital Terry was in before he died, because they were cleaning out storage and they had found some of Terry's old x-rays. Well apparently upon looking at it, they realised that Terry had so much cancer in his lungs that there was no way he could have ran 27 miles the day before. He really did the impossible.

ALSO, they found out that when Terry was supposed to be cancer free HE WASN'T. He had cancer the entire time he ran, and every one thought that he was cured.

Dun dun DUHHHH.

Well, I'm tired. Sorry for no ranting. It was weird writing this.

Computer Update: No, my laptop is not fixed, I have just been able to sneak my brothers away from him more often now. We sent my laptop to a computer fixing store at our local mall, and they said that it would be another 2-3 weeks before they could fix it. Just check my blog once a week for a post, I'll probably have some sort of update, or a "coming soon" to give to you.

Kerry Campbell "Botox Mom"

Apparently Kerry Campbell, mom talked about in my "Toddlers and Tiaras" post has just recently said that she was lying the entire time. Apparently she made the entire thing up for some money, and when her daughter got taken away from her, she confessed the truth.

Her real name is Sheena Upton, and when she was approached by "The Sun" and was asked to play the role of Kerry Campbell. She said that when she was asked to be in "Good Morning America" and "Insiders Edition" they gave her a script and all was well. Well, until child welfare took her daughter away.

Sheena told her story, and even took her daughter to be medically examined. The doctors said that there is no trace of botox in the healthy 8 year old girl, who isn't even a pageant girl - thank god.

Read more into it here:

TMZ

Toddlers and Tiaras

This sort of goes hand in hand with my whole "make up" thing.


What the fuck is going on with this world?! These idiotic pageant shows are teaching little girls that 500 inches of make up and only wearing a bra and underwear is alright! It fucking isn't! Is there was way to sue the people that   support and create these so called "pageant shows"? Because if there is a way, I will.


I would like to say, I don't blame the little girls. At all. Even if they are asking to be in these, it isn't their fault, because they grew up in that environment. Guess who's fault it really is? The parents. They are letting their fucking five year old's wear mini-skirts, high heels, belly-tops, so much makeup, and one mom went to the extent of giving her daughter botox. (more on that later) I swear it's some type of child abuse.


Who the fuck would support that and have their daughters be in it!? It is NOT healthy! How the fuck is it good to buy them stripper clothes, paste them with eye liner and throw them on the stage to dance for the people paying them? You, right there, are creating their futures with the pole.The parents are letting their daughters be judged on who their beauty factor before their done with barbies. And we wonder why girls growing up thinking that they need makeup and slutty clothes to be pretty. Open your goddamn eyes, it's your fucking fault!


Isn't it bad enough that they actually have pageants, but to fucking televise it?! First, who the fuck wants to watch toddlers shake their asses so they can win the pageant? I'll tell you: the first half are perverts, looking for their next worthy victim, and the other half are more clinically retarded bitches looking for new ways to slut-up their daughters. Second, how did something like this pass the guidelines for it to be on national television? I thought there was a certain type of thing that could be aired - like porn is blocked unless 18+ - so why are they airing this? I swear to fucking god that it's fucking child abuse, and if it's not, people need to get on that shit.


At least make giving an 8 year old botox illegal, because some people are doing that. A woman named Kerry has been giving her daughter of 8 botox and taking her to get her body waxed. She said that she is doing it so she can be a star by the time that she is a teenager.

“What I am doing for Britney now will help her become a star.

“I know one day she will be a model, actress or singer, and having these treatments now will ensure she stays looking younger and baby-faced for longer."

The fuck? Are you high?! You need to be to do that to your child. She is teaching her child that she isn't good enough with her own looks. What she is teaching her daughter is ridiculous. That's right, little Britney has caught on from this. She checks in the mirror every night for wrinkles, and wants a boob and nose job when she is older. Now for the waxing. She makes her get her legs waxed so she wont have leg hair when she is older. Also, she has a monthly virgin wax so she wont get pubic hair too. Britney says that she likes getting her legs waxed, because when she goes swimming, she doesn't need to worry about having hairy legs. It doesn't stop there. No. Kerry is also going to get Britney's eyebrows waxed and thinking about tattooing a permanent arch-shape and a light pink tattooed lip-liner. 

These people are fucking crazy ass idiots. I feel so bad for their daughters, they deserve better. 

More information on Kerry and Britney? Go here:

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Update

So my parents don't "trust" e-bay or what ever shit, so we are going to a laptop store to buy a new charger, which means I'll have my laptop back and I'll be making frequent blog posts again. I just don't know when that will be.

Right now I am working on some blog post ideas, and I'll update them when I can. Here they are, if you want me to update one before the others, just comment on here what one. It doesn't mean that I'll do it, necessarily because I'm a fucking rebel and I do what I want. Bitch.

-Toddlers and Tiaras.
- My Nose Ring
- Scary Movies
- Scary Movie Watchers
- Rom-Coms
- Things in the Shape of Penis'

Boyfriends

Holy shit it's fucking retarded how every girl can't feel whole without a boyfriend. It seriously makes me want to kill myself. Fucking fuck! Sorry if you guys don't like these types of blogs posts, but I don't fucking care. I am doing that whole "start from bottom and work my way up" type shit. (I promise I won't do them as often as I do).

When I was in elementary school, dating was the new "thing". It all started with one girl, who just happened to be my best friend, and worked itself up to this fucking massive thing. She started dating in grade 2 or 3, and well she was little miss popular, so every one started dating. It was a whole big fuck fest for 5 year olds. By the time I had reached grade 4, girls were already giving blow jobs. The FUCK?!

And I wasn't fazed at all. I thought that this was normal behaviour, dating, making out, penis', having a new boyfriend every week. My school was one of those schools where every one tried to grow up too quickly and now all the girls are sluts. 

I am ashamed to say that even I dated some one... For a week. That doesn't matter, I was still too young and now I always have to live with the fact that when I was younger I tried to be a slut. Ugh. 

Yes, it's cute when you see little kindergartners running around, holding hands, but at a certain age it stops being cute. They just haven't learnt that, because they are so used to adults "awe-ing" every time they kiss each other on the cheek. Now look at them. Their entire middle school and high school lives are focused around dating and fucking. 

My friend is so embarrassed that she hasn't had a boyfriend yet. If you don't remember, I am only 13 - 14 in a month fuckers! - and so is she, and she is going on about how she hasn't had her first kiss yet. Fuck! Even in grades 3-5 she would cry, LITERALLY CRY, over not having a boyfriend. When I say that she doesn't need a boyfriend because we are only 13, she always brings up the fact that I had a boyfriend 4 fucking years ago!

KIDS - that is right, we're still kids -  my age are around every corner dating and mother fucking, fucking each other! Seriously, I hate it. All my friends have at least dated once, or felt bad about not having a boyfriend/girlfriend or some thing along those lines. I know one boy, one boy , that had a girlfriend, and she broke up with him because he wouldn't kiss her. Said he wasn't ready. Props to that kid. He should be every one's fucking idol. Fucking worship that guy. 

Now, I am not completely stubborn. I don't think that "things" are any thing bad, really. Sure, they prepare you for "friends with benefits" but at least you haven't officially ruined your child hood, right?

I don't have much to say about people in high school. In my mind, they are old enough to date and all that shit.. But I just wish that they didn't need to act like sluts to get attention. 

A little about me and my thoughts on my relationships? Well... in grade 4, well I hate mini-me for dating. I wish I would have saved my first "boyfriend" for some one else. I can't say the same for my first kiss though. 4 years old and with the hottest 8 year old, baby! If you haven't noticed, I do not want to date any one right now, but I do like boys and it's nice knowing that boys like me. For having a "thing" I'd have to really like the guy,, kind of like sex for me. I want to "love" them or some shit. 

My only exception is a one boy. I really like him *let the gushing begin* and if he wanted to date. What the hell, why not? I like him enough. But I am not about to say "FUCK YES" to any boy who asks. "Fuck no." would be a better answer. 

My Laptop

I know I know, I should be grateful that my sister generously donated her old, broken laptop to me after buying a nice and new Mac Book Air.

The laptop I received isn't that bad, and there is a 50/50 chance that I broke it. You see, it was charging ever so nicely, and I tripped over the cord. Something from the laptop ripped out, and now it wont charge unless it is in a certain position, twisted to an oblivion.

Any way, she gave it to me, and with every thing wrong with the fucker, I loved it. It was my own, and I could freely download every single mother fucking episode of "The Office" "Friends" and "One Tree Hill". But then it had to break completely. Are you fucking shitting me?

With that laptop, I had my life. All my blogs on my homepage, all my shows and all my fucking pictures of random ass cats! Shit that laptop defined me more than I can! Now it's gone gone gone gone gone! Why...

It isn't the laptop itself, but the charger. That douche bag broke! When ever I plug it in, it wont turn on. Fucker wont do its job! I made do with my laptop until it died completely, and I have no way to charge it. That is was I am making this blog post.

I still need to find a place to fix it in my shitty ass town, because the pricks at Future Shop "can't". This is the reason for the delay in my posts. Sorry for all the followers, because now I can't supply all the "fucks". As soon as I get my laptop fixed, I will blog like a crazy ass fucker again.

Oh, yeah. About this blog post. My brother has a laptop too - we aren't fucking spoiled, we buy this shit with our own god damn money - and I was able to sneak on here and quickly write something while he was sleeping. I'll try to do this more often, but I don't know how often "often" is.

Bye fuckers.

Make up Wear-ers.

This will be the whole "start from younger and work my way up" type, deal. So here we go.

When I was in grade 6, I was a lunch monitor for a grade 4 class. It was hell for an 11 year old. I had just recently switched school, only had one friend and zero self-confidence. Making the mistake of signing up to be a lunch monitor for term 1 did not help me. The kids did not listen, but I didn't even care about that. What bothered me was how every single one of the girls wore thick layers of eye shadow and mascara. Every day I had to see them try so hard to look grown up, when I was just trying to be a kid for as long as I could.

There is no need for girls that age to wear makeup! I know that most of it is due to curiosity. They see older girls wearing makeup, and they just want to be like them. It is understandable, when I was in grade 4 I was curious about shaving, so I shaved my legs, but my mom stopped me. She told me that when I was older, I'd have my entire life to do that, but I need to be a kid as long as I can. I just wish that those girls mom's would say that to them, they need to be kids now, because they will never get those days back.

Now on to the age where I can get mad, and swear. Girls my age. Fuck, we are 13, there is absolutely no need for us to have packs and packs of makeup on. I know that a lot of girl at my age are insecure and makeup makes them feel better, which is understandable. Even I wear makeup, but I wear a light brown, that you can barely see because it blends in so well, and I just wear a thin layer with a little bit of mascara.

Yes, I know that I am still maybe a little too young to wear makeup, but like I said, I don't wear a lot, unlike most girls. I fucking hate seeing girls wearing so much mascara that it looks like they have 5 eyelashes in total, and fucking stop it with the whole purple eye shadow up to your eye brow! FUCK NO! Eye shadow is made to make your eyes "pop" not look like your eyes are about to pop!

 And oooohhh shit! If you wear a lot of - subtle - makeup, that's okay, I don't care. But FUCK YOU if you put a picture on Facebook with you wearing no makeup, and tell every one you are wearing no makeup! Do you want like a fucking award or something for not looking like a whore for the day?! 

Now on to the eldest makeup wear-ers that piss me off. It's the girls from the ages of 18 - 24 (ish). First off, enough with the spray on tan. You just look tacky. And, I personally hate seeing you wear the makeup to the eye brow. I am all about the subtle, thin layers that blend in, only there for your eyes to show more. Adding layers upon layers of cover up and blush makes you look fake. Literally fake. I feel sad when I see girls wearing all that shit, because they must not feel good about themselves, when they are probably so beautiful.

Many people, mostly girls and horny old men, watch Jenna Marbles. If you don't know who she is, she makes videos on Youtube, has a blog and a vlog, and her real name is Jenna Mourey. I am an avid reader for her blog, and I watch all her vlogs and Youtube videos. One that really caught my attention was her makeup tutorial. I knew that she wore makeup, but I had no idea she wore that much! She doesn't need to, she is beautiful with out it. Her video "How to Trick People..." is funny, because she is making fun of girls, and how they wear all the makeup, and dress how they dress. I guess, double standards..?

It just makes me sad to see all these pretty girls/women wearing all these products so they can be a barbie doll. They don't fucking need it, and hey girls, if you are reading this and do any of these things, stop! You look fake and the opposite of pretty.

Teenage Boys

Dear teenage boys,

That is what I feel about you. Fuck you, you pieces of shit. How you act, what you wear and fuck the way you walk pisses me off! What happened to the "gentleman" that you were supposed to be in the 1850's or what ever? Where did they go? Because I'd rather have them, then you douche bags.

Apparently, you are "top dog" or in your language, "da shit". You walk around smoking weed and your pants down to your fucking ankles. How in the FUCK is that comfortable?! Oh, and stop it with the douche bag toques, you know, that ones that rest on the head, and the rest just droops down. Those are retarded, and who ever wears them looks like a douche bag that no one likes.

No. No. No. No. No. fucking NO! Smoking a cigarette does not give you some type of special power that makes it alright for you to blow it in my fucking face. It gives you cancer, so fuck off before I grab that cig. and shove it up your ass! And please, don't fucking spit your chewing tobacco on the city bus, no body wants to see that shit coming from your ugly ass mouth!

And no, you aren't 'da shit' or what ever the fuck you think. It pisses me off when I see you walk around with your friends and you think that you own every thing. You make fun of what some one younger says to make your friends laugh. Fuck you, you are just annoying little pricks.

Today, my friend and I were walking outside - to go back to the rocks, as written in Bats - and there were two boys riding their bikes, who had rode past us earlier, and were now down a hill near my house.    I was on my bike, and was going onto my drive way when the curb attacked my bike, which attacked my vagina.

"OW MY VAGINA" I yelled, well because it hurt.

"OW MY VAGINA" One of the boys mimicked. I wasn't going to take any of his shit, so I yelled:

"Oh, you have one too?!" And to help me out, my friend yelled

"Are you on your period?!"

You could tell he was mad, because he yelled something like "fuck off." No, FUCK YOU. You don't own shit, and you can't act like there won't be consequences for what you say. Not every one is going to take your shit, so grow the fuck up and act your age before I come into your house and shoot your family!

Aren't you supposed to be like role models or some shit for the younger generations? You are doing a class ass job at that. Change your ways, here is my way of saying "good luck"

Friends Changing Your Facebook Status

Every one knows what I am talking about, and has both been the victim and the culprit. It doesn't matter how they got on to your account, all you know is that it is going to be bad. What is written depends on who you are with, how drunk they are, and if you have a penis or a vagina.

Today this happened to me, my friends were not drunk and dear god I hope that what is down there is in fact a vagina... I was just having a fun time on my Facebook, looking at all those fucking pictures of cats taking over the Internet, when I had to pee or some shit. I don't fucking know.

I made the mistake of not signing off... When I was done peeing or what ever, I came back all happy to be back in my comfortable position. It didn't occur to me that my Facebook account had been signed off, that the laptop was in a different position, and FUCK did my friends look guilty. All I cared about was going back to the land where 8 year old bitches post pictures of them selves pretending to be a duck.

I was on line for about 10 minutes when I got a notification. Upon clicking it, I saw the multiple people have liked my status. Now, this doesn't  come as a surprise to me, all my status' are fucking brilliant, but I couldn't remember the last one I made. Clicking on the link or what ever to the said status made, what I saw was definitely not a shock.

"Siobhan has small boobs". Really? Really bitch? Come on! I hate you.

It's funny though. Girls get all pissed when we do this to one another, but it's the penis holders who have it bad. When we get by with " ____ is hawt!", boys have the whole "I am gay" or some other shit like that.

A lot of people find these status' annoying. I, myself, find them pretty amusing, and it isn't the status that bothers me, it's the fucking comments:

"You are finally coming out of the closet"
"We all knew that you'd finally 'taste' the rainbow"
"I fucked that once, so I always knew it"

Shut the hell up. You ruined a funny experience between the culprit and the victim.

Well, at least the way guys change status' doesn't bother me, but come on girls. Stop it with the whole " your name here  is so hawt!!!" No. You are wrong. Who's ever name is there is fucking annoying, not "hawt" or what ever dumb shit is put there. You aren't 8 any more, do something more interesting for the world of Facebook.

What ever. Just don't fucking change my Facebook status, or your vagina/penis will have a nice conversation with my foot.

Bats

Fuck you. FUCK ALL YOU BATS! You ruin every nice moment that any one can ever have. All I wanted was to spend a nice couple of minutes with my best friend while staring out into the beautiful river. But no. You had to send one of your little army men and ruin all shit.

We had just climbed a tiny mountain of rocks, and were sitting at the top of the mountain looking at the amazing view. The river was flowing, that trees were swaying ever so slightly and MOTHER FUCKING BAM! One of those hairy fuckers swoops down and disappears into thin air.

We didn't know where he went or where he came from. The only thing on our mind was getting the fuck out without starting an avalanche. It was the scariest experience of my life! Rocks were tumbling down here and there, and the bat could have been any where! I thought that I was going to die.

And, oh of course, there is a random ass shit little boy watching us from his window as we panicked, trying to save our lives. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT? Oh, he had the audacity  to ask who we were? No, don't worry, we are screaming and rushing down a tumbling mountain of rocks, but we have the time to say who we were. Well my friend sure had the time. The bitch had a fricken conversation with the kid, while I was getting stuck in random ass patches of grass. THE FUCK?!

Now I have bruises. Fuck you bat.
FUCK ALL THE BATS.

Dogs Barking

Okay, firstly, I have two dogs who bark a lot, but indoors, and maybe on the odd occasion, outdoors. They only bark when some one is at the door, or the neighbour dog is barking at them, they never start the wars, at least from what I see. But, oh man the other dogs in my neighbour hood...

Let us start with the people across from our backyard (in this scenario, all of our backyards connect, only separated from a pussy fence). They have this annoying little Chiwawa, that always f*cking attacks that fence trying to get to my dogs. It barks. It screech's. It howls. Of course, my dogs are going to react on this, the only way a dog can. By barking. Soon all you can hear are 3 annoying pooches barking and screaming. I am usually the one that needs to bring my dogs inside, for the sake of the sanity of the rest of the neighbourhood. As I do this, the people with the Chiwawa usually say "Learn to control your dogs". YOU MOTHER F*CKER! DON'T YOU ARE TELL ME TO CONTROL MY DOG, WHEN YOURS NEEDS A GOOD BASH IN THE HEAD ITSELF! AND LOOSE SOME WEIGHT! I usually just call my dogs good dogs and bring them inside.

After them, it's the people diagnol and to the left. Their dog is a saint, I love their dog, and same with the people to our right.

But then, we have the people to my left. They have just recently bought a lab, the most mother f*cking defected lab in the history of F*CK! It runs around like a retard, and when ever they leave, which of f*cking course is non-stop, the dog barks to f*cking never never land and back! F*CK, dude it's like midnight, get your sorry ass home and control your animal! Seriously, from the time the owners leave, until the time they come back, it is non stop barking! And of course, they come back for what, 5 minutes? And leave again. Imma bout to shoot their ass'. Oh, and, of course, the little devil dog sounds like my two dogs, so we get blamed for their barking, when really, our dogs are having a nice doggie nap while all of this is going down.

And then we have the people diagonal, and to the right from us. They have two weird poodle things, I don't even know, and they are actually alright. It isn't them starting the barking, all is to be blamed on the Chiwawa next door, but... Man do their owners need a slap in the face. They were going to get us in trouble for the lab barking, saying it's our dogs. Which is understandable, but not for those f*ckers. They have parties that last until 3 am and blast the f*cking volume until dead people can f*cking hear it!

Well, I am all f*cked out.. Have a nice day. :) Oh and I am sorry, I have no f*cking idea how to spell Chiwawa so smd.

Swimming Pools

I haven't been to a swimming pool, but I used to go all the time and take swim lessons, so I know how they are, and they are disgusting. You plan on going, having a nice, fun time with your friends, but oh how wrong you were.

First off, you can't even move without touching some one else's slimy body. It's just awful. And to make it worse, you have those rowdy boys who are chasing and attacking one another, and they bash into you. F*ck you, I am trying to have a nice time, I don't want your f*cking head bashing into my boob, this isn't a strip joint.

Then you have the family. Don't get me wrong, I love seeing all those little kids having a nice time with their family, but it's the family that is the problem. You see the dads trying to throw their kids in the air. Dude, there is no f*cking room, your kid is going to land on my head and f*cking kill me! Piss the hell off! Or, you have the 8 year olds swimming around playing tag, and as they try to get passed you, they push off your body for extra speed. Bitch, I didn't come here to get cut with your mother f*cking toe nail!

Oh, and we cannot forget the 20 year olds! You know, the guys thinking they own the god damn place so they swim around and don't care who is in there way or what trail of dead people they leave behind. They go under water, and come up where ever they want, and once again, this isn't a stip joint, don't put your creepy ass head in my crotch. I'm a minor.

And the 20 year old girls. You came you a pool, you can expect to get your hair wet! Mother f*cking baby Jesus, don't screech every time the water goes above your neck, or I'll shove your entire body under water until you drown.

The slide is just a slide and not a god. Right when the doors open, you don't need to go rushing towards it, pushing every one out of your mother f*cking way. You will reach it soon, don't have a hernia. And come on! If I want to go down the god damn slide with my friends, why the hell can I not? We are the perfect age where we think that every one who is goofing off is an idiot, so why would we?

Well, I am tired, but I still have a lot of thoughts on this subject.

Oh and, if this is you, PLEASE do NOT WEAR BAND-AIDS TO THE POOL!. It is SO nasty when you just see one floating around, so please, cover that shit up with some duck tape or what ever.

Kids these days.

This is a really big one, that a lot of people feel strongly about, especially me. I guess it'd be easier to start from younger, and work my way up, so, here we go:

We see little girls in grade 3 wearing mini- skirts, high heels and low-cut tops. Their faces are packed with make up, and they walk with their hips swaying and stuffed bras bouncing up and down. Not only does it repulse me, but I feel bad for them. I mean, you can only imagine how the rest of their lives will play out if they keep it that way.

It isn't all their fault, I mean what an example we have set for them. They see 13 year olds smoking and drinking, and they know that they are only a few years behind. When I saw movies about people doing things to be "cool" they were never true, but now those scripts have become a horrible reality. Every party has drinking and pot. Aren't our parents proud?

I know some one in grade 7, so she is 12, and she cuts herself because she has already had sex. 12 years old and not a virgin any more.. It's just sad. When I was younger, I thought sex was that thing grown ups did when they really wanted a baby, now it's the fun before the mistake, and it is plain retarded. Girls are pressured to do it, and boys are beaten down if they haven't.

I am terrified to grow up. Not because real life will come, but the teenage life will. The parties and the drinking and the sex. I know that I will be pressured to do things I don't want to do, and I know that it will ruin who I am today. Life is supposed to be fun, but will it really be if we are too stoned to remember it? Or too drunk, or too busy having sex around every corner?

And I am sorry, but when our great-great grandparents are watching us, they are probably disgusted. I don't think that this is what any one intended on life being like, and I am sure as hell not going to live it like that.

Going to the Gym

Before I start ranting, I must say that I quite enjoy going to the gym. I have actually gotten addicted, and I go crazy if I don't almost every day... Though it does come with these... setbacks.

 -First off, guy on the treadmill, I asked you if I could use it an hour ago. Get the f*ck off!

 - You, bringing your little 5 year old girl to run around as you work out. Call a mother f*cking nanny!

 - And come on, don't come in the gym wearing shit loads of make up, style-ish pants and some f*cking TNA tank top. Ditch your little giggly group of friends. You came here to work out, so do that.

 - I have only been on the machine for 10 minutes, don't ask me when I am going to be done.

 - DEAR GOD, stop looking at my screen to see how fast I am going, so you can go faster. You are a 40 year old male, you SHOULD be going faster than I am.

 - You, Mr. Muscles, it's called a shirt, you don't need to show off all your shit, we know you have it.

 - Stop laughing at that bigger man who is having troubles. He is trying to fix his life, and you are the reason that he was too scared to try before.

 - Bitch, don't ask me to change the channel on the t.v! I was here first, and grabbed the remote first, so you can gladly suck my dick.

 - Wow, you have been here for over an hour and your fore-head is only glowing. Please, hold the applause.

 - Get the f*ck out of my way, and do your push ups some where that isn't in the middle of the hall way.

Am I the only one that thinks these things?
There will definitely be a part 2.

Washing your hand with Sleeves.

Oh god how much I hate this. It's f*cking retarded. Seriously, all I wanted to do was pee ever so nicely, and then wash my hands like the good girl that I am. But no. You f*cking sleeves couldn't stay rolled up for the  entire song of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" and now I have this wet and soapy blotch on my wrist area.

Like f*ck! It's hard enough for me to make a blog post that people will like, but now I need to do it with this gross, wet thing constantly rubbing against my arm? Shit! Piss the hell off. Not only did you not stay rolled up, but you didn't stop the water from further dripping down the length of my arm. Why do you hate me?

The water makes it irritable, and the soap just makes it sticky and gross. I thought that after I got passed the age of 6, that this would stop happening. Guess the gods of long sleeved-shirts hate me or something, because when ever I wear one, this happens!

F*ck Me!

Cutting While Shaving.

This is something that both men and women can relate to. You are just sitting there, quietly and peacefully removing that shaving cream with a nice razor and BAM! You hear it. Yeah, you know what I am talking about, that CCCRRRIIICCCKKKT sound as your skin breaks. Then along comes the pain.

For the first second, you don't know what just happened after that you might look at the razor, just to make sure no skin is attached.. because... well... that'd be gross. Then you must focus your attention to the wound, eyes drowned with the picture of blood pouring out of a cut the size of a pin-tip.

Usually, if it isn't bad, you can just keep shaving, or for girls, submerge your leg in the water for a bit until the worst of the bleeding is over, and then carry on. The other day, for me, it was a different story..

I was nicely shaving my legs, listening to music from a radio, when IT happened. CCCCRRRIIICCKKTTT! After checking the razor to make sure there was no skin, I slowly moved toward my leg. There, I had a cut about a centimetre long. The weird thing was, I wasn't even shaving in that direction, so I don't know how I cut it.

Any ways, this was too big of a cut, and too much blood to simply put my leg back in the water, I rushed out, dried myself off, avoiding the blood (I wanted a picture for Facebook, don't judge me I am still in middle school!) threw on my shorts and t-shirt and ran to get my camera. After taking the desired amount of pictures, I grabbed an old towel and wrapped it around my leg... We had to throw the towel out.

Then today, I was examining the cut, and I noticed one tiny TINY piece of white skin, maybe a mili-meter long. It was bothering me, so I just kind of flicked it off. Oh came the blood. It was retarded! One tiny mili-meter, that much blood. I quickly ran for a band-aid and I am never touching that thing again!

I am going to post the pictures, but beware, they are pretty bad.

It hurt.

Music

Oh yes, our generations music.. I don't even think that it can be classified as music anymore, at least not in my opinion. Shit like Skrillex is just retarded. You might as well as listen to construction outside, because even that is better, and girls, you'd be complimented and hit on every 15 minute break, so that is a bonus.

Now,  on to Niki Minaj. She is the reason why every one thinks girls cannot rap. Sure, she can say "Stupid Hoe" over and over again, but who can't? And when she does that stupid really deep voice, it sounds like scraping against a chalk board. If any parents let their daughters listen to Niki Minaj, they should be ashamed. You are teaching them to be a slut and sing about sex. SHAME.

I don't know who sings this song, but it goes like "Living young and wild and free." That is a stupid song. One part of it is like "So what we go out, so what we get drunk, we're just having fun, living young and wild and free" No no no no no! You are teaching 10 year olds across the globe to smoke weed and get drunk every day. Once again, SHAME.

What happened to people like P!nk, with Stupid Girls, who taught you NOT act like a slut. She taught me to be a nice, mature girl and act responsible. Why can't others follow her "preaching"? I see that girl on Ellen singing Niki Minaj, and it makes me more sad than any thing, knowing that she will be growing up listening to garbage like that.

Please, tell me I am not the only one out there that still listens to P!nk, Gavin DeGraw, and Band of Horses.

Bitches.

I bet that right when you read the title, some ones name popped into your mind. Yes, every teenage girl knows who I am talking about right now. That one girl, who talks behind every ones back, and says all this shit, and when some one finally stands up to her, that person is now suddenly a "slut" or a "whore".

It's very very f*cking retarded. They seek attention, good or bad, to start drama or to get sympathy. I don't really need to talk much about them, because you all know. I just hate them.

They can do what ever they want to any one they want and every one still loves them, but once some one stands up to her, they get their head ripped off. I am not afraid to stand up to them, and when I do, I am proud. No body should be able to treat any one like that!

Next time you see a bitch fight over facebook, message the people telling them to delete their status' because no one really cares, and it's no ones business but their own. Well I am tired now, so bye for a little bit.

Desperation

I hate feeling this desperate. Being disgusted in myself is a new feeling, and wow do I feel it good. With each of my blogs, I have had the feeling of failure. Failure to get readers, failure to get followers.., Failure to be interesting. It's really sad, but I was so desperate for one more reader, that I went onto those blog forums and practically begged for readers.

I didn't ASK for more readers, but you could tell that I was certainly implying it, and now I am ashamed. The world of blogging has changed me, and I don't know if it's for better or worse. All I know is, when I see my total blog views go up, it won't be because I am a good blogger, it will be because I asked for it. What pride comes from that?

Pictures.

I just had to do one more quick thing:

Pictures. It doesn't matter what they are for, Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or any other site like that, people take retarded pictures. Well, not people, but girls from the ages of 12-22 are just annoying. I mean seriously, who the f*ck cares if you can press your lips together and pretend to be a duck? Not this bitch right here, so don't do it. I had no idea it was time to grab my shot gun and grab myself a nice waddling dinner. Just stop with the duck face before you end up on my plate.

And for the love of god, the pictures in the bathroom. No one can concentrate when you have a toilet full of shit in the back round.
IN MY DEFENCE FOR MY PROFILE PICTURE RIGHT NOW:::
I was going to a school dance, and I don't normally dress up. My mom wasn't home so my dad told me to take a picture so he could show her. I was going to go outside, because natural light is the best, but it was pissing rain. My kitchen lights burnt out, so I had to go in the bathroom, which has the next best lighting.

I normally don't do it, but my mom really wanted to see, and I couldn't just show her a picture with my face all shadowed.

And now for the photographers. No, just because you took a picture of yourself with auto-focus, and edited in some of those cartoon flowers and some gray effect to it does NOT make you a professional photographer. Also, to all the girls that do that, and then make one of their 'interests' Photography,  I will in fact kill you.

When I am older,  have considered photography, but I have taken a photography course. I didn't just use a samsung camera, or whatever, and take a picture of me and a dusty mirror, I  did some actual cool things. Maybe I'm not great, but it was so much fun pretending to be professional.

Any ways, yes, all you bitches. Suck my dick.

My Name..

God I hate my name. My parents were probably high when they came up with it, because I have no idea where they would get 'Siobhan" from. Do you want to know how to pronounce it?! "Shuvon." Yeah, I know, you were probably thinking it's pronounced like this "sigh-oh-ba-han" but no. No it is not.

It is very embarrassing when people that don't know my try to pronounce it, and oh god does it come with a lot of teasing and nick names. Now, I am not complaining about the nick names, they are actually kind of fun, but the teasing I could do without.

Every since I was younger - because well, I'm still pretty young - I have liked the name Niki. I think I got it from that show "6Teen" and it just stuck with me. But no. I am stuck with a retarded name. And to wrap it all up, it's in mother f*cking Twilight. WHO WANTS A NAME THAT WAS IN THAT STUPID ASS SHIT?! Not me.

Well, my fingers are freezing, so I'm gonna stop typing.

KONY 2012

Don't get me wrong, I am all for taking down that Kony dude, but I am not up to paying that douche bag who runs it. Did you know that when you pay him to find Kony, 30% of the money actually GOES towards capturing him? The other 70% goes towards Jason Russell, the founder of Invisible Children. Now, I know that he needs to be paid some how, but taking 70% of all donations is retarded.

My friends and I raise money for people in need. Last year, we raised $1000 towards Japan. How did we do it? We used our own money, not dipping into the donations, and bought baking supplies, had a bake sale, donated our own money and went around for hours collecting cans, which afterwards, we spent hours sorting through at the can place. We did every thing ourselves and didn't take any donated money.

We were going to do the Kony thing, but when we heard that he takes 70% and when we saw these:
Jason Russell
Disturbing (go to the actual video, just scroll down a bit. It's like 10 seconds)
We decided to do a different cause.

I am not saying that this fundraiser is a stupid thing. It's f*cking awesome what they are doing! But how they are doing it bugs me. If you haven't seen the video for Kony, here it is, along with other information::
Video
Information

Even though I think it's stupid how Jason Russell is, I am still going to donate some money to the cause, because, well the cause is great.

Roll up the Rim to Win

Bull shit. Bull SHIT you have a one in six chance in winning. I haven gotten at least 15 drinks. Guess how many times I have won something? ZERO. Come on Tim Hortons, get your stuff together, and bring me my f*cking Panasonic 3D t.v and my TOYOTA Camry! I pay you good money every morning, that least that you can do is give me what I have earned.

No no no no no, even if I won them, I do not want your stupid free coffee with a blue berry f*cking muffin. I want the REAL shit. Don't try and get your way out of giving away a car, by giving me a stupid camping package! Idiots, you know what I came here for, so hand it the f*ck over!

Every time, EVERY TIME, I roll up the rim, I picture me winning that car. Oh yeah, in my head, I win every time. And every time, I sell my old car, and give all the money to charity. That is correct Tim Hortons people, when ever you fail to give me that car, you fail the needy kids in Africa. Suck on that for a while.

Choosing Shit to Wear

Guys I am being serious, the amount of time that some people take to choose what they are going to wear for work/school/a date, is ridiculous. And, I am sad to say that on some days... I am part of the problem. If there are any guys reading this right now, consider yourself lucky, and be grateful when your girlfriend or wife take an hour to look pretty.

That is besides the point, I just don't know why we can't throw on a t-shirt and jeans and be on their way. In my humble opinion, people look better that way. It disgusts me seeing girls packed on with make up, a low cut shirt and a mini skirt, and it makes it worse because they spent hours just trying to look as slutty as possible.

And, come one BOYS! You want to know what I, including most girls, find attractive? A simple t-shirt and some skinny jeans. F*ck GTL, because all that is, is the wrong spelling for gay. (I apologise you any homosexuals who might be reading this, gay pride <3 ) I don't even care if you have your hair gelled or not, just don't wear packs of wife-beaters, sweaters and fancy bracelets-watches.

I challenge you all for just one day, wear a simple t-shirt and jeans, go out in public, and see how many compliments you get. Not every one is stuck up and looking for some ass, some people just want to see the real you.

I don't know, I am blabbering on. Just don't try so hard.

Exaggerators.

Today I was walking home from school with my neighbour, and he was going on about how one time he was walking home one day when a guy deliberately drove past him really fast, spraying water all over him. My neighbour then ran after the car and at a stop light, starting kicking  the door until the driver told him he'd drive him home, not only that, but my neighbour said that he made him by a whole bunch of food. This is how he put it:

" One day I was walking home and some jack a** purposely drove in a huge puddle right beside me to splash me with water. I wasn't taking any sh*t from that d**che bag, so I ran after his car until he reached a red light. Then I started kicking that sh*t out of his door until he rolled down the window and said ' Get the f**k in, I'll drive you home' and I said ' Not until you drive me to the corner store and buy me food b*tch!' So then he bought be all this food and drove me me, which was funny because when he splashed me, I was only 5 minutes away from my house "

How do I know he was lying?
- there are red lights near where we live
- the guy would not offer him a ride home
- you can't chase after a car..
- and when he was talking, he stopped to think for a bit, like thinking of what to say next.

Now, I don't know for sure, so it could possibly be true, but if it isn't, then I am really bothered by that. Guys, you don't need to fabricate any stories to impress people. We know when you are lying, and personally, I'd rather hear about that one time you fell off your bike.

Just don't make up stories, it doesn't make you look "cool" it just makes you feel like even you think your life is boring, and a person who thinks that is a boring person.

P.S - the way I said my neighbour told the story isn't exact. I can't remember the actual words he used, but it's pretty much the same thing, just the swear words in different places ;)

An apology

I'm sorry that I swear a lot, I will try and cut back. It's just, when I am really riled up on some thing, I feel like the only way I can get heard is by swearing.

Also I am sorry if my post about religion offended you. I really don't care what you believe in, it's your belief and if you are right, you are right. If you are wrong, you are wrong, I am not going to judge to, either way, because we'll never truly know, until we die.

I don't want shit shoved down my throat.

Now, I am all for every one having their beliefs, and I am not trying to say having religion is bad, it's just DON'T FUCKING TRY TO MAKE ME BELIEVE IN SHIT. I BELIEVE IN WHAT I WANT, I DON'T NEED A CLASS IN GOD 101.

Seriously, I believe in God. That is it. I don't pray, go to church, or worship him. I just believe that he is there. So please, don't try and preach me the ways of the lord. Don't fucking give me a lesson saying God, Jesus and the "Holy Spirit" are the same person/thing. I don't give a damn. In my mind, God is Gos, Jesus is his son and the "Holy Spirit" is this weird mist thing. And that is how it will stay for me.

I don't want you trying to get me to go to church. I don't want you to tell me the tale of Adam and Eve. I DON'T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE FUCKING GIVING TREE. I just want to live my life, and be free with how I feel about this world.

And okay, in class the other day, my friends and I - 2 are like me, and 1 doesn't believe in any religion - were making fun of religion, and how some people pray. I don't mean to be racist here, but you know how usually black church go-ers say the whole " CHANT CHANT CHANT NOW GIVE ME A HALLELUJAH!" Well, we kept saying stuff like that, and every one else in my class are like huge church people, and they were all pissed.

I could care less. If they want to get mad at me for believing in what I believe, and joking around that way I like, then the next time they start talking about how God is the leader of every thing, I'm going to go all bitchy against them.

P.S - In this post, I was trying to offend any one and there beliefs and I wasn't trying to make fun of any one while I was saying that stuff, we just thought it was funny how they get so excited. In fact, I actually find some of the religious stories cool, but again, please don't force me to believe in what you believe in. If you are right, why are there so many other religions with different stories and different Gods? Suck on that for a while. Bitch