That Stupid Spider

I'm not sure if I mentioned my best friend, Alex, but the other week or so we decided to have a sleepover. Since I have dogs and a cat, and she is allergic to animal fur, we needed to sleep outside on my trampoline. When we do this, we usually spend the majority of the night inside - so we can actually hang out - and when we get tired, or Alex gets sick, we go outside.

For the first part of the night we played my "The Office Trivia Game" and afterwards started to watch "500 Days of Summer". After about 30 minutes, we left to watch the rest of the movie outside on her laptop. So I began to prepare.

I gathered 50 blankets, 30 pillows, my laptop, a sweater, sweat pants, my phone and my ipod. Just to name a few.

Once we had every thing that we needed, we went out the back door and walked across the poo mine-field that is my backyard. After trying to get on the trampoline for 5 minutes, I was finally able to hoist my fat ass up, along with all my stuff.

It took us a while to get out bed ready, but finally we were finished and it was time to party. And by that I mean watch the movie quietly and try not to make the very old trampoline creek.

We were all comfy cosy in our little bed, watching the very beautiful Zoey Deschanel, and it seemed to be the perfect end for the day. SEEMED. I felt what seemed like a strand of hair tickling my arm, picked it off and buried myself farther into my blanket, leaving that one arm out.

Again, I felt the strand of hair and I was getting a little freaked out. I picked it off again and scooted towards Alex for comfort. (Because being close to someone always makes me feel better) All was well, nice and dandy. Then...

SUDDENLY!!!!

A GIGANTIC MEGA SPIDER FROM FUCKING HELL ITSELF WAS CRAWLING ACROSS THE RIM OF MY BLANKET, CLOSE TO MY FACE.

I shrieked silently and ninja jumped over Alex without hitting her or her laptop. Once I finished rolling around on the trampoline to make sure the spider wasn't on me, I explained to Alex what had happened and forced her to shake out every blanket.

That was finished, and there was no sight of the little beast. We weren't going to risk sleeping on the trampoline, so we got everything that we thought was "safe" and scurried up the steps onto my deck. I was fumbling with the door knob, while carrying millions of blankets and pillows that may or may not have had the spider in them. You can probably sense my panic.

The door was almost open and Alex had to go and say "Is that the spider?!", pointing to my blanket. I dropped everything and ran to the table, where I safely put my laptop. Well it was safe, until it fell probably waking up the entire neighbourhood.

We composed ourselves from laughing so hard, grabbed every thing, threw it all inside and rolled around on the ground "to be safe". When we declared that we were now calm, we decided that it was best to go to Alex's house and sleep in her guest bedroom. I left my parents a note and we were on our way.

We figure that the "strand of hair" was the spider 'webbing' on me. skfhsajdfhfhjkahfkjhfkjdhfaf sooooo gross. Also, the "spider" that was "on my blanket" (on the deck) was a piece of fluff. Thank you Alex.

I was too scared to use my favourite blanket for a week, and then some. Fucking spider.

p.s those pictures are the closest ones that I could find to the real spider. Enjoy.

HELP

Hi. I currently have 3 blogs, and I'd like to size that down to 2. Just one issue!

On the 2 blogs that I'm combining into 1, I like how both of them are set up, which is pretty much the same ;) Could you go to both of them (they are both named the same thing: Simply Sio) and vote on which design you like the best.

1) Simply-Sio
2) Simply Sio

thanks a bunch! Vote in the comments, or email me

Meeh

Hey, just thought I'd let you know. I have ANOTHER blog, which is just a blog about my majestic daily life. So here it is:
http://simply-sio.blogspot.ca/
And also, my friend has a blog:
http://nonsensecourtneey.blogspot.ca/

Proana Bitches.

Last night I came across a horrible site that worships "ana" - a short for anorexia nervosa. It goes on and on about how being fat is gross, disgusting and fat people are pieces of shit who shouldn't be loved. What the fucking FUCK? A young girl can come across that, hear how because she weighs more than some; that she's disgusting, and it'll completely destroy her life .

To give an example of how bad this site is, I have taken some quotes from it:

"Ana sounds so much better than FATSO"
"Only thin people are graceful"
"Fat people can't fit everywhere"
"If you eat, you'll look like those fat, disgusting, trash hookers"
"Fatso's are lonely because people don't want to look at them"
"Fatsos are SOOOO disgusting"
"Fat people are ugly"
"Fat people can't be loved"

Those are just 8 of the 70 reasons why you "need" to be anorexic. And those 70 reasons are just one page on this entire site.

Isn't that horrible. It's bad enough that who ever writes it says that people anorexic is better, but when they say that being normal - "fat" is horrible, disgusting and ugly, that is just cruel.

Being a young teenage girl with a lot of beautiful thin friends, I have a lot of insecurities. And sites like these that are saying I'll never be loved because of it, well that hurts. A lot. I just can't believe how horrible this goddamn site is!

Not only does it make "over weight" people feel bad, but for those kids who are struggling with anorexia, it's telling them to STAY that way. How fucking horrible is that? These girls and boys have a disease that can KILL them, and this author is telling them to keep at it if they want to be beautiful.

One of the reasoning's is : "Fat people die earlier" (one of the "70 reasons not to eat")
Hell no! Fat people do not die earlier! If any thing, the odds are equal. Being anorexic kills, you lose hair, energy, your skin becomes horrible and your teeth decay. Did I mention it kills you?! Because I think that how it can kill you is just something that I'd throw in there. You know, about it killing you. Because it can do that. Actually, between 5% - 20% who are anorexic die.

But just holy shit! This site makes every one feel bad, no matter their size! If your are over weight, you are disgusting. If you are normal, you are disgusting. If you eat any thing, disgusting. And if you are completely underweight - I'm talking 75 lbs and 20 years old - don't eat any thing, and exercise like crazy, it isn't good enough. You are still fucking "disgusting" in their eyes.

A girl posted on the blog how she got better, and was a healthy 175 lbs. Then she wanted to lose 4 lbs, just because. But then 4 became 6 became 8 became 25. Soon she was 145 lbs, and wasn't finished. She wanted to go down to 100 lbs, and her finishing weight would be 75 lbs. I feel so bad for this chick, because she has a disease, and she comes on to this website that is telling her that every thing she is doing is making her "perfect".

Not only does it say you'll be perfect, and anti-disgusting, but it gives you tip after tip on how to trick your family. It tells you how to hide your "lifestyle" and how to get people off your scent.

It's fucking horrible.

I truly, from the bottom of my heart, feel bad for any one who has this disease. It's horrible, controls your life and you are never happy. Please, any one who has anorexia: Get help. Being "thin" and unhealthy isn't "perfect". Actually, in my  eyes, it's less attractive (i hate being able to see bones) STOP.

And to the person who writes this blog, Pro Ana Lifestyle, go fuck yourself. You are distorting the minds of young adolescences both boys and girls. You should be ashamed, because you are taking lives, even if you haven't pulled the trigger.

I'm not going to lie though, I did take some information about working out from the site. They had some cool exercises that I wanted to try.

Please seek help if you and anorexia nervosa, or bulimia nervosa. These diseases aren't healthy, don't make you "prefect" and can kill you!
Kids help phone, Canada
Kids help line, USA

More facts?
WEBMD

blarggggh

Sorry about all this religion shit. I'm not with it for a while, probably going to be doing some stuff on school rules - because the weather is getting nice and girls are wearing shorts and getting in trouble. Probably something on the Bachelor and feminism, and if it I have time: a picture that said :: "We will probably never understand black holes. Or whhy girls always fall for douche bags"

My Religious Beliefs

Simple:

I believe in God. He gives me hope and dreams and love. But am I sceptical? Sure. There is no way to prove that God, Heaven and Hell all exist until we die. No matter what any heavy believers might say, no matter how many times a bible has been thrown at me, I still haven't seen actual proof. Yeah, I've seen evidence, but that's different.

Like, I've also seen proof that we didn't all come from God, Adam and Eve. The fact that we have a tail-bone says that we evolved from monkeys, so where does Adam magically being made fit in to that? And how the earth was formed. Then again, where in the fuck did all this shit come from? We have two opposing sides, both with equally good information.

But, yes. I believe in God. Do I believe in every thing? No. For example: Do I believe in sins? No.

Sure, we have right and wrong, yes and no. But I don't believe that some things will get us sent to hell. Because we all lie. Don't deny it, because you do it. Simply saying "I'm fine," "You look good" or "I'm coming" when you don't believe it, is a lie, which equals a sin. How is that fair?

Also, a big one. Being gay. I don't believe that one certain sexual preference gives you a nice trip to the flames. It's a life style, a way to live; to make yourself happy. Are people really going to hell because they want to be happy? When you say that being gay is bad and ban it, that doesn't just effect adults any more. Young kids who are struggling see that they have no support and often end up with suicide.

So I don't think that something would be "banned" in the eyes of God if it meant a young child killing themselves; also another 'sin.'

All in all: I believe in God, but not in sins.

Please don't email me giving me proof that there is a God, I wont read it. Please don't be offended. And no snide remarks about big sins, because of course if some one kills another person, I think they wont be entering the clouds. All of this is in a view of a 14 year old, so don't take it so seriously.

North Carolina

Homosexual fucks. How dare they - or any one else - have the right to choose and vote if two people should be able to get married. Last week-ish North Carolina voted on whether two people of the same sex and love for each other should get married. After the voting, the tally came up 61% - 39%. I'm guessing you can figure out which is the higher percent.

Yes, now in North Carolina, there is a ban on gay-marriage.

Since 2001, only 10 countries allow gay people to get married - give or take a few since it's been an entire decade, and then some. In Australia they allow it, but afterwards one of the partners need to have a sex change. Even that is horrible, but it is definitely better than all the other places in this world. The world we should be "thankful"for, that is supposed to "give us hope" and that we should "love", when we can't even love the people we want to. The world of dip shits.

And in the United States:
Barrack mother fucking Obama said that he has no issue with gay-marriage. SO WHY IS IT BANNED IN SOME OF HIS STATES?! If the ruler of that goddamn country doesn't care, why should the small cities have bans. Obama needs to get on that.

Holy fuck: I don't care if it's a "sin" - I mean aren't lying, not 'honouring' our parents and pre-marital sex all sins? Yet most of us do those daily, and we are not looked down on. Not once. But ONE couple wants to get married, and because they have a few similar body parts, and holy, it's all over the news.

And, hey you, heavy "believers". Shut the fuck up. You aren't fucking God. God is God - if there even is one, because it hasn't been proved so suck it. You go on and on, judging people and shoving religion down peoples throat, but isn't the man that you are worshipping supposed to be the "sole judge"? I could have sworn judging was a sin, because God is the judge and jury.

 What I'm trying to say it this:
 No one; no matter your religion, beliefs or family, has the right to say who we should marry. So what if it's a man and a man, or a woman and a woman, or a frog and a duck? They love each other, so let them be happy. Isn't it stupid how two people who hate each other, and are only in it for money, can get married, but two people who love each other can't. Because some "higher power" says it's wrong.  It isn't your life or in your way, so let them be happy.

Also, what you are saying might effect a young child. Saying that being "gay" and liking "certain people" is "wrong" might end up with that young child killing themselves. Think about it next time you vote 'no'
Judge not, lest ye be judged.
       - because all people are sinners, no one has the right to condemn another.

Can I just say, I fucking love Canada. Though it has it's faults - many, I know - it's pretty awesome to live here. When the U.S had slavery, where did the slaves run to? Canada. Home of the poutine. Chilliwack, city in British Columbia, has the best water - and air I think - in Canada *and like second best in the world?* Hockey. PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO GET MARRIED, NO MATTER THEIR SEXUAL PREFERENCE.

UPDATE: when I say "heavy believers" of course I don't mean all. And this isn't just a target toward people who believe in God in any way. I'm just saying that you say it's a sin, and judge people, but you do not have the mind of God, or know what He Himself thinks. You could be speaking total garbage, so let Him do the judging, go on with your life, and let every one be happy.

Horny Mother Fucker.

In my time on this planet, I have begun to notice that the age for people acting on their horny-ness is getting lower and lower. When you were a girl in the 1800's you couldn't have sex until you were married, and in the 1900's if you did, you were a whore. Nearing 1990's girls were getting pregnant when they were 17-20 and again: whores.

But now, things are different. We have television shows supporting being 16 and pregnant, and soon it wont be called 16 and Pregnant, but 13 and Pregnant. This world is deteriorating. Seriously, I fucking hate the people of this generation. Getting high and drunk and having sex. How in the fuck is that cool? You can be ruining your life fuck head. Think a little!

I was going to make a blog post on "The Real House Wives of Vancouver" but then something happened to me on the bus.

No buses go up to my house, and even if they did, my parents aren't going to be paying $200 for me to ride it. Because of this, I take the city bus. It isn't all that bad, but it does take me an hour to get home, so during that time, I like to listen to the conversations of the teenage boys on the bus.

Yes, they are like every other teenage boy of our time. They have sex, drink and get high every day. But they are something to amuse me, aren't bad to look at and are quite funny. So I sit and listen. In these past two years, I have heard things that are so fucking hilarious, I can't wait to tell all my friends. But today, I heard a story that I couldn't wait to tell my friends, although it wasn't at all funny.

I was just sitting in my seat, all happy and cheering, planning my birthday party, when I heard a conversation between two of the boys starting. /'

Boy 1 : Yo man, did you hear about Brysten?

Boy 2 : No, what?

1: He's hitting a grade 7

2: The fuck? How old is she?

1: She's 13

2: How old is Brysten?

1: 17, turning 18 soon though.

2: Holy fuck! That's disgusting!

At first I was appalled, and when I remembered who they were talking about, I was so fucking pissed. You see, when I was younger - 2-5 - I lived in a townhouse on a street that had a bunch of kids my age, and some a few years older. One of the boys that my friends, brother, sister and I preferred to play with was a young boy. He was nice, funny and though 3 years older, he accepted me. His name? Brysten. 

A few might be thinking
"Well Siobhan, how can you be sure that it's the same kid?"

I know because from time to time, he takes the bus with his friends, the very friends who were talking about him today. And, who the hell cares if it's the same guy? He is still 4-5 years older than this chick! Holy shit! God people are disgusting. That girl just came out of Elementary School! She has no business doing that shit, and why the fuck is she horny at that age?

Getting corny over here, but if the people from the 1800's looked at us today. Man would they be disappointed.

Yay

First Off: SUPER AMAZING, FANTASTIC TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME NEWS! Guess what I got back? MY LAPTOP! I'm so fucking happy! Holy shit, I can't even believe. YAY. Also, it's my birthday, so it's like the perfect fucking day! :)

Rant coming soon :D