So my parents don't "trust" e-bay or what ever shit, so we are going to a laptop store to buy a new charger, which means I'll have my laptop back and I'll be making frequent blog posts again. I just don't know when that will be.
Right now I am working on some blog post ideas, and I'll update them when I can. Here they are, if you want me to update one before the others, just comment on here what one. It doesn't mean that I'll do it, necessarily because I'm a fucking rebel and I do what I want. Bitch.
-Toddlers and Tiaras.
- My Nose Ring
- Scary Movies
- Scary Movie Watchers
- Rom-Coms
- Things in the Shape of Penis'
Saturday 31 March 2012
Thursday 29 March 2012
Boyfriends
Holy shit it's fucking retarded how every girl can't feel whole without a boyfriend. It seriously makes me want to kill myself. Fucking fuck! Sorry if you guys don't like these types of blogs posts, but I don't fucking care. I am doing that whole "start from bottom and work my way up" type shit. (I promise I won't do them as often as I do).
When I was in elementary school, dating was the new "thing". It all started with one girl, who just happened to be my best friend, and worked itself up to this fucking massive thing. She started dating in grade 2 or 3, and well she was little miss popular, so every one started dating. It was a whole big fuck fest for 5 year olds. By the time I had reached grade 4, girls were already giving blow jobs. The FUCK?!
And I wasn't fazed at all. I thought that this was normal behaviour, dating, making out, penis', having a new boyfriend every week. My school was one of those schools where every one tried to grow up too quickly and now all the girls are sluts.
I am ashamed to say that even I dated some one... For a week. That doesn't matter, I was still too young and now I always have to live with the fact that when I was younger I tried to be a slut. Ugh.
Yes, it's cute when you see little kindergartners running around, holding hands, but at a certain age it stops being cute. They just haven't learnt that, because they are so used to adults "awe-ing" every time they kiss each other on the cheek. Now look at them. Their entire middle school and high school lives are focused around dating and fucking.
My friend is so embarrassed that she hasn't had a boyfriend yet. If you don't remember, I am only 13 - 14 in a month fuckers! - and so is she, and she is going on about how she hasn't had her first kiss yet. Fuck! Even in grades 3-5 she would cry, LITERALLY CRY, over not having a boyfriend. When I say that she doesn't need a boyfriend because we are only 13, she always brings up the fact that I had a boyfriend 4 fucking years ago!
KIDS - that is right, we're still kids - my age are around every corner dating and mother fucking, fucking each other! Seriously, I hate it. All my friends have at least dated once, or felt bad about not having a boyfriend/girlfriend or some thing along those lines. I know one boy, one boy , that had a girlfriend, and she broke up with him because he wouldn't kiss her. Said he wasn't ready. Props to that kid. He should be every one's fucking idol. Fucking worship that guy.
Now, I am not completely stubborn. I don't think that "things" are any thing bad, really. Sure, they prepare you for "friends with benefits" but at least you haven't officially ruined your child hood, right?
I don't have much to say about people in high school. In my mind, they are old enough to date and all that shit.. But I just wish that they didn't need to act like sluts to get attention.
A little about me and my thoughts on my relationships? Well... in grade 4, well I hate mini-me for dating. I wish I would have saved my first "boyfriend" for some one else. I can't say the same for my first kiss though. 4 years old and with the hottest 8 year old, baby! If you haven't noticed, I do not want to date any one right now, but I do like boys and it's nice knowing that boys like me. For having a "thing" I'd have to really like the guy,, kind of like sex for me. I want to "love" them or some shit.
My only exception is a one boy. I really like him *let the gushing begin* and if he wanted to date. What the hell, why not? I like him enough. But I am not about to say "FUCK YES" to any boy who asks. "Fuck no." would be a better answer.
Wednesday 28 March 2012
My Laptop
I know I know, I should be grateful that my sister generously donated her old, broken laptop to me after buying a nice and new Mac Book Air.
The laptop I received isn't that bad, and there is a 50/50 chance that I broke it. You see, it was charging ever so nicely, and I tripped over the cord. Something from the laptop ripped out, and now it wont charge unless it is in a certain position, twisted to an oblivion.
Any way, she gave it to me, and with every thing wrong with the fucker, I loved it. It was my own, and I could freely download every single mother fucking episode of "The Office" "Friends" and "One Tree Hill". But then it had to break completely. Are you fucking shitting me?
With that laptop, I had my life. All my blogs on my homepage, all my shows and all my fucking pictures of random ass cats! Shit that laptop defined me more than I can! Now it's gone gone gone gone gone! Why...
It isn't the laptop itself, but the charger. That douche bag broke! When ever I plug it in, it wont turn on. Fucker wont do its job! I made do with my laptop until it died completely, and I have no way to charge it. That is was I am making this blog post.
I still need to find a place to fix it in my shitty ass town, because the pricks at Future Shop "can't". This is the reason for the delay in my posts. Sorry for all the followers, because now I can't supply all the "fucks". As soon as I get my laptop fixed, I will blog like a crazy ass fucker again.
Oh, yeah. About this blog post. My brother has a laptop too - we aren't fucking spoiled, we buy this shit with our own god damn money - and I was able to sneak on here and quickly write something while he was sleeping. I'll try to do this more often, but I don't know how often "often" is.
Bye fuckers.
The laptop I received isn't that bad, and there is a 50/50 chance that I broke it. You see, it was charging ever so nicely, and I tripped over the cord. Something from the laptop ripped out, and now it wont charge unless it is in a certain position, twisted to an oblivion.
Any way, she gave it to me, and with every thing wrong with the fucker, I loved it. It was my own, and I could freely download every single mother fucking episode of "The Office" "Friends" and "One Tree Hill". But then it had to break completely. Are you fucking shitting me?
With that laptop, I had my life. All my blogs on my homepage, all my shows and all my fucking pictures of random ass cats! Shit that laptop defined me more than I can! Now it's gone gone gone gone gone! Why...
It isn't the laptop itself, but the charger. That douche bag broke! When ever I plug it in, it wont turn on. Fucker wont do its job! I made do with my laptop until it died completely, and I have no way to charge it. That is was I am making this blog post.
I still need to find a place to fix it in my shitty ass town, because the pricks at Future Shop "can't". This is the reason for the delay in my posts. Sorry for all the followers, because now I can't supply all the "fucks". As soon as I get my laptop fixed, I will blog like a crazy ass fucker again.
Oh, yeah. About this blog post. My brother has a laptop too - we aren't fucking spoiled, we buy this shit with our own god damn money - and I was able to sneak on here and quickly write something while he was sleeping. I'll try to do this more often, but I don't know how often "often" is.
Bye fuckers.
Friday 23 March 2012
Make up Wear-ers.
This will be the whole "start from younger and work my way up" type, deal. So here we go.
When I was in grade 6, I was a lunch monitor for a grade 4 class. It was hell for an 11 year old. I had just recently switched school, only had one friend and zero self-confidence. Making the mistake of signing up to be a lunch monitor for term 1 did not help me. The kids did not listen, but I didn't even care about that. What bothered me was how every single one of the girls wore thick layers of eye shadow and mascara. Every day I had to see them try so hard to look grown up, when I was just trying to be a kid for as long as I could.
There is no need for girls that age to wear makeup! I know that most of it is due to curiosity. They see older girls wearing makeup, and they just want to be like them. It is understandable, when I was in grade 4 I was curious about shaving, so I shaved my legs, but my mom stopped me. She told me that when I was older, I'd have my entire life to do that, but I need to be a kid as long as I can. I just wish that those girls mom's would say that to them, they need to be kids now, because they will never get those days back.
Now on to the age where I can get mad, and swear. Girls my age. Fuck, we are 13, there is absolutely no need for us to have packs and packs of makeup on. I know that a lot of girl at my age are insecure and makeup makes them feel better, which is understandable. Even I wear makeup, but I wear a light brown, that you can barely see because it blends in so well, and I just wear a thin layer with a little bit of mascara.
Yes, I know that I am still maybe a little too young to wear makeup, but like I said, I don't wear a lot, unlike most girls. I fucking hate seeing girls wearing so much mascara that it looks like they have 5 eyelashes in total, and fucking stop it with the whole purple eye shadow up to your eye brow! FUCK NO! Eye shadow is made to make your eyes "pop" not look like your eyes are about to pop! And oooohhh shit! If you wear a lot of - subtle - makeup, that's okay, I don't care. But FUCK YOU if you put a picture on Facebook with you wearing no makeup, and tell every one you are wearing no makeup! Do you want like a fucking award or something for not looking like a whore for the day?!
Now on to the eldest makeup wear-ers that piss me off. It's the girls from the ages of 18 - 24 (ish). First off, enough with the spray on tan. You just look tacky. And, I personally hate seeing you wear the makeup to the eye brow. I am all about the subtle, thin layers that blend in, only there for your eyes to show more. Adding layers upon layers of cover up and blush makes you look fake. Literally fake. I feel sad when I see girls wearing all that shit, because they must not feel good about themselves, when they are probably so beautiful.
Many people, mostly girls and horny old men, watch Jenna Marbles. If you don't know who she is, she makes videos on Youtube, has a blog and a vlog, and her real name is Jenna Mourey. I am an avid reader for her blog, and I watch all her vlogs and Youtube videos. One that really caught my attention was her makeup tutorial. I knew that she wore makeup, but I had no idea she wore that much! She doesn't need to, she is beautiful with out it. Her video "How to Trick People..." is funny, because she is making fun of girls, and how they wear all the makeup, and dress how they dress. I guess, double standards..?It just makes me sad to see all these pretty girls/women wearing all these products so they can be a barbie doll. They don't fucking need it, and hey girls, if you are reading this and do any of these things, stop! You look fake and the opposite of pretty.
Wednesday 21 March 2012
Teenage Boys
Dear teenage boys,
That is what I feel about you. Fuck you, you pieces of shit. How you act, what you wear and fuck the way you walk pisses me off! What happened to the "gentleman" that you were supposed to be in the 1850's or what ever? Where did they go? Because I'd rather have them, then you douche bags.
Apparently, you are "top dog" or in your language, "da shit". You walk around smoking weed and your pants down to your fucking ankles. How in the FUCK is that comfortable?! Oh, and stop it with the douche bag toques, you know, that ones that rest on the head, and the rest just droops down. Those are retarded, and who ever wears them looks like a douche bag that no one likes.
No. No. No. No. No. fucking NO! Smoking a cigarette does not give you some type of special power that makes it alright for you to blow it in my fucking face. It gives you cancer, so fuck off before I grab that cig. and shove it up your ass! And please, don't fucking spit your chewing tobacco on the city bus, no body wants to see that shit coming from your ugly ass mouth!
And no, you aren't 'da shit' or what ever the fuck you think. It pisses me off when I see you walk around with your friends and you think that you own every thing. You make fun of what some one younger says to make your friends laugh. Fuck you, you are just annoying little pricks.
Today, my friend and I were walking outside - to go back to the rocks, as written in Bats - and there were two boys riding their bikes, who had rode past us earlier, and were now down a hill near my house. I was on my bike, and was going onto my drive way when the curb attacked my bike, which attacked my vagina.
"OW MY VAGINA" I yelled, well because it hurt.
"OW MY VAGINA" One of the boys mimicked. I wasn't going to take any of his shit, so I yelled:
"Oh, you have one too?!" And to help me out, my friend yelled
"Are you on your period?!"
You could tell he was mad, because he yelled something like "fuck off." No, FUCK YOU. You don't own shit, and you can't act like there won't be consequences for what you say. Not every one is going to take your shit, so grow the fuck up and act your age before I come into your house and shoot your family!
Aren't you supposed to be like role models or some shit for the younger generations? You are doing a class ass job at that. Change your ways, here is my way of saying "good luck"
That is what I feel about you. Fuck you, you pieces of shit. How you act, what you wear and fuck the way you walk pisses me off! What happened to the "gentleman" that you were supposed to be in the 1850's or what ever? Where did they go? Because I'd rather have them, then you douche bags.
Apparently, you are "top dog" or in your language, "da shit". You walk around smoking weed and your pants down to your fucking ankles. How in the FUCK is that comfortable?! Oh, and stop it with the douche bag toques, you know, that ones that rest on the head, and the rest just droops down. Those are retarded, and who ever wears them looks like a douche bag that no one likes.
No. No. No. No. No. fucking NO! Smoking a cigarette does not give you some type of special power that makes it alright for you to blow it in my fucking face. It gives you cancer, so fuck off before I grab that cig. and shove it up your ass! And please, don't fucking spit your chewing tobacco on the city bus, no body wants to see that shit coming from your ugly ass mouth!
And no, you aren't 'da shit' or what ever the fuck you think. It pisses me off when I see you walk around with your friends and you think that you own every thing. You make fun of what some one younger says to make your friends laugh. Fuck you, you are just annoying little pricks.
Today, my friend and I were walking outside - to go back to the rocks, as written in Bats - and there were two boys riding their bikes, who had rode past us earlier, and were now down a hill near my house. I was on my bike, and was going onto my drive way when the curb attacked my bike, which attacked my vagina.
"OW MY VAGINA" I yelled, well because it hurt.
"OW MY VAGINA" One of the boys mimicked. I wasn't going to take any of his shit, so I yelled:
"Oh, you have one too?!" And to help me out, my friend yelled
"Are you on your period?!"
You could tell he was mad, because he yelled something like "fuck off." No, FUCK YOU. You don't own shit, and you can't act like there won't be consequences for what you say. Not every one is going to take your shit, so grow the fuck up and act your age before I come into your house and shoot your family!
Tuesday 20 March 2012
Friends Changing Your Facebook Status
Every one knows what I am talking about, and has both been the victim and the culprit. It doesn't matter how they got on to your account, all you know is that it is going to be bad. What is written depends on who you are with, how drunk they are, and if you have a penis or a vagina.
Today this happened to me, my friends were not drunk and dear god I hope that what is down there is in fact a vagina... I was just having a fun time on my Facebook, looking at all those fucking pictures of cats taking over the Internet, when I had to pee or some shit. I don't fucking know.
I made the mistake of not signing off... When I was done peeing or what ever, I came back all happy to be back in my comfortable position. It didn't occur to me that my Facebook account had been signed off, that the laptop was in a different position, and FUCK did my friends look guilty. All I cared about was going back to the land where 8 year old bitches post pictures of them selves pretending to be a duck.
I was on line for about 10 minutes when I got a notification. Upon clicking it, I saw the multiple people have liked my status. Now, this doesn't come as a surprise to me, all my status' are fucking brilliant, but I couldn't remember the last one I made. Clicking on the link or what ever to the said status made, what I saw was definitely not a shock.
"Siobhan has small boobs". Really? Really bitch? Come on! I hate you.
It's funny though. Girls get all pissed when we do this to one another, but it's the penis holders who have it bad. When we get by with " ____ is hawt!", boys have the whole "I am gay" or some other shit like that.
A lot of people find these status' annoying. I, myself, find them pretty amusing, and it isn't the status that bothers me, it's the fucking comments:
"You are finally coming out of the closet"
"We all knew that you'd finally 'taste' the rainbow"
"I fucked that once, so I always knew it"
Shut the hell up. You ruined a funny experience between the culprit and the victim.
Well, at least the way guys change status' doesn't bother me, but come on girls. Stop it with the whole " your name here is so hawt!!!" No. You are wrong. Who's ever name is there is fucking annoying, not "hawt" or what ever dumb shit is put there. You aren't 8 any more, do something more interesting for the world of Facebook.
What ever. Just don't fucking change my Facebook status, or your vagina/penis will have a nice conversation with my foot.
Today this happened to me, my friends were not drunk and dear god I hope that what is down there is in fact a vagina... I was just having a fun time on my Facebook, looking at all those fucking pictures of cats taking over the Internet, when I had to pee or some shit. I don't fucking know.
I made the mistake of not signing off... When I was done peeing or what ever, I came back all happy to be back in my comfortable position. It didn't occur to me that my Facebook account had been signed off, that the laptop was in a different position, and FUCK did my friends look guilty. All I cared about was going back to the land where 8 year old bitches post pictures of them selves pretending to be a duck.
I was on line for about 10 minutes when I got a notification. Upon clicking it, I saw the multiple people have liked my status. Now, this doesn't come as a surprise to me, all my status' are fucking brilliant, but I couldn't remember the last one I made. Clicking on the link or what ever to the said status made, what I saw was definitely not a shock.
"Siobhan has small boobs". Really? Really bitch? Come on! I hate you.
It's funny though. Girls get all pissed when we do this to one another, but it's the penis holders who have it bad. When we get by with " ____ is hawt!", boys have the whole "I am gay" or some other shit like that.
A lot of people find these status' annoying. I, myself, find them pretty amusing, and it isn't the status that bothers me, it's the fucking comments:
"You are finally coming out of the closet"
"We all knew that you'd finally 'taste' the rainbow"
"I fucked that once, so I always knew it"
Shut the hell up. You ruined a funny experience between the culprit and the victim.
Well, at least the way guys change status' doesn't bother me, but come on girls. Stop it with the whole " your name here is so hawt!!!" No. You are wrong. Who's ever name is there is fucking annoying, not "hawt" or what ever dumb shit is put there. You aren't 8 any more, do something more interesting for the world of Facebook.
What ever. Just don't fucking change my Facebook status, or your vagina/penis will have a nice conversation with my foot.
Bats
Fuck you. FUCK ALL YOU BATS! You ruin every nice moment that any one can ever have. All I wanted was to spend a nice couple of minutes with my best friend while staring out into the beautiful river. But no. You had to send one of your little army men and ruin all shit.
We had just climbed a tiny mountain of rocks, and were sitting at the top of the mountain looking at the amazing view. The river was flowing, that trees were swaying ever so slightly and MOTHER FUCKING BAM! One of those hairy fuckers swoops down and disappears into thin air.
We didn't know where he went or where he came from. The only thing on our mind was getting the fuck out without starting an avalanche. It was the scariest experience of my life! Rocks were tumbling down here and there, and the bat could have been any where! I thought that I was going to die.
And, oh of course, there is a random ass shit little boy watching us from his window as we panicked, trying to save our lives. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT? Oh, he had the audacity to ask who we were? No, don't worry, we are screaming and rushing down a tumbling mountain of rocks, but we have the time to say who we were. Well my friend sure had the time. The bitch had a fricken conversation with the kid, while I was getting stuck in random ass patches of grass. THE FUCK?!
Now I have bruises. Fuck you bat.
FUCK ALL THE BATS.
We had just climbed a tiny mountain of rocks, and were sitting at the top of the mountain looking at the amazing view. The river was flowing, that trees were swaying ever so slightly and MOTHER FUCKING BAM! One of those hairy fuckers swoops down and disappears into thin air.
We didn't know where he went or where he came from. The only thing on our mind was getting the fuck out without starting an avalanche. It was the scariest experience of my life! Rocks were tumbling down here and there, and the bat could have been any where! I thought that I was going to die.
And, oh of course, there is a random ass shit little boy watching us from his window as we panicked, trying to save our lives. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT? Oh, he had the audacity to ask who we were? No, don't worry, we are screaming and rushing down a tumbling mountain of rocks, but we have the time to say who we were. Well my friend sure had the time. The bitch had a fricken conversation with the kid, while I was getting stuck in random ass patches of grass. THE FUCK?!
Now I have bruises. Fuck you bat.
FUCK ALL THE BATS.
Monday 19 March 2012
Dogs Barking
Okay, firstly, I have two dogs who bark a lot, but indoors, and maybe on the odd occasion, outdoors. They only bark when some one is at the door, or the neighbour dog is barking at them, they never start the wars, at least from what I see. But, oh man the other dogs in my neighbour hood...
Let us start with the people across from our backyard (in this scenario, all of our backyards connect, only separated from a pussy fence). They have this annoying little Chiwawa, that always f*cking attacks that fence trying to get to my dogs. It barks. It screech's. It howls. Of course, my dogs are going to react on this, the only way a dog can. By barking. Soon all you can hear are 3 annoying pooches barking and screaming. I am usually the one that needs to bring my dogs inside, for the sake of the sanity of the rest of the neighbourhood. As I do this, the people with the Chiwawa usually say "Learn to control your dogs". YOU MOTHER F*CKER! DON'T YOU ARE TELL ME TO CONTROL MY DOG, WHEN YOURS NEEDS A GOOD BASH IN THE HEAD ITSELF! AND LOOSE SOME WEIGHT! I usually just call my dogs good dogs and bring them inside.
After them, it's the people diagnol and to the left. Their dog is a saint, I love their dog, and same with the people to our right.
But then, we have the people to my left. They have just recently bought a lab, the most mother f*cking defected lab in the history of F*CK! It runs around like a retard, and when ever they leave, which of f*cking course is non-stop, the dog barks to f*cking never never land and back! F*CK, dude it's like midnight, get your sorry ass home and control your animal! Seriously, from the time the owners leave, until the time they come back, it is non stop barking! And of course, they come back for what, 5 minutes? And leave again. Imma bout to shoot their ass'. Oh, and, of course, the little devil dog sounds like my two dogs, so we get blamed for their barking, when really, our dogs are having a nice doggie nap while all of this is going down.
And then we have the people diagonal, and to the right from us. They have two weird poodle things, I don't even know, and they are actually alright. It isn't them starting the barking, all is to be blamed on the Chiwawa next door, but... Man do their owners need a slap in the face. They were going to get us in trouble for the lab barking, saying it's our dogs. Which is understandable, but not for those f*ckers. They have parties that last until 3 am and blast the f*cking volume until dead people can f*cking hear it!
Well, I am all f*cked out.. Have a nice day. :) Oh and I am sorry, I have no f*cking idea how to spell Chiwawa so smd.
Let us start with the people across from our backyard (in this scenario, all of our backyards connect, only separated from a pussy fence). They have this annoying little Chiwawa, that always f*cking attacks that fence trying to get to my dogs. It barks. It screech's. It howls. Of course, my dogs are going to react on this, the only way a dog can. By barking. Soon all you can hear are 3 annoying pooches barking and screaming. I am usually the one that needs to bring my dogs inside, for the sake of the sanity of the rest of the neighbourhood. As I do this, the people with the Chiwawa usually say "Learn to control your dogs". YOU MOTHER F*CKER! DON'T YOU ARE TELL ME TO CONTROL MY DOG, WHEN YOURS NEEDS A GOOD BASH IN THE HEAD ITSELF! AND LOOSE SOME WEIGHT! I usually just call my dogs good dogs and bring them inside.
After them, it's the people diagnol and to the left. Their dog is a saint, I love their dog, and same with the people to our right.
But then, we have the people to my left. They have just recently bought a lab, the most mother f*cking defected lab in the history of F*CK! It runs around like a retard, and when ever they leave, which of f*cking course is non-stop, the dog barks to f*cking never never land and back! F*CK, dude it's like midnight, get your sorry ass home and control your animal! Seriously, from the time the owners leave, until the time they come back, it is non stop barking! And of course, they come back for what, 5 minutes? And leave again. Imma bout to shoot their ass'. Oh, and, of course, the little devil dog sounds like my two dogs, so we get blamed for their barking, when really, our dogs are having a nice doggie nap while all of this is going down.
And then we have the people diagonal, and to the right from us. They have two weird poodle things, I don't even know, and they are actually alright. It isn't them starting the barking, all is to be blamed on the Chiwawa next door, but... Man do their owners need a slap in the face. They were going to get us in trouble for the lab barking, saying it's our dogs. Which is understandable, but not for those f*ckers. They have parties that last until 3 am and blast the f*cking volume until dead people can f*cking hear it!
Well, I am all f*cked out.. Have a nice day. :) Oh and I am sorry, I have no f*cking idea how to spell Chiwawa so smd.
Swimming Pools
I haven't been to a swimming pool, but I used to go all the time and take swim lessons, so I know how they are, and they are disgusting. You plan on going, having a nice, fun time with your friends, but oh how wrong you were.
First off, you can't even move without touching some one else's slimy body. It's just awful. And to make it worse, you have those rowdy boys who are chasing and attacking one another, and they bash into you. F*ck you, I am trying to have a nice time, I don't want your f*cking head bashing into my boob, this isn't a strip joint.
Then you have the family. Don't get me wrong, I love seeing all those little kids having a nice time with their family, but it's the family that is the problem. You see the dads trying to throw their kids in the air. Dude, there is no f*cking room, your kid is going to land on my head and f*cking kill me! Piss the hell off! Or, you have the 8 year olds swimming around playing tag, and as they try to get passed you, they push off your body for extra speed. Bitch, I didn't come here to get cut with your mother f*cking toe nail!
Oh, and we cannot forget the 20 year olds! You know, the guys thinking they own the god damn place so they swim around and don't care who is in there way or what trail of dead people they leave behind. They go under water, and come up where ever they want, and once again, this isn't a stip joint, don't put your creepy ass head in my crotch. I'm a minor.
And the 20 year old girls. You came you a pool, you can expect to get your hair wet! Mother f*cking baby Jesus, don't screech every time the water goes above your neck, or I'll shove your entire body under water until you drown.
The slide is just a slide and not a god. Right when the doors open, you don't need to go rushing towards it, pushing every one out of your mother f*cking way. You will reach it soon, don't have a hernia. And come on! If I want to go down the god damn slide with my friends, why the hell can I not? We are the perfect age where we think that every one who is goofing off is an idiot, so why would we?
Well, I am tired, but I still have a lot of thoughts on this subject.
Oh and, if this is you, PLEASE do NOT WEAR BAND-AIDS TO THE POOL!. It is SO nasty when you just see one floating around, so please, cover that shit up with some duck tape or what ever.
Kids these days.
This is a really big one, that a lot of people feel strongly about, especially me. I guess it'd be easier to start from younger, and work my way up, so, here we go:
We see little girls in grade 3 wearing mini- skirts, high heels and low-cut tops. Their faces are packed with make up, and they walk with their hips swaying and stuffed bras bouncing up and down. Not only does it repulse me, but I feel bad for them. I mean, you can only imagine how the rest of their lives will play out if they keep it that way.
It isn't all their fault, I mean what an example we have set for them. They see 13 year olds smoking and drinking, and they know that they are only a few years behind. When I saw movies about people doing things to be "cool" they were never true, but now those scripts have become a horrible reality. Every party has drinking and pot. Aren't our parents proud?
I know some one in grade 7, so she is 12, and she cuts herself because she has already had sex. 12 years old and not a virgin any more.. It's just sad. When I was younger, I thought sex was that thing grown ups did when they really wanted a baby, now it's the fun before the mistake, and it is plain retarded. Girls are pressured to do it, and boys are beaten down if they haven't.
I am terrified to grow up. Not because real life will come, but the teenage life will. The parties and the drinking and the sex. I know that I will be pressured to do things I don't want to do, and I know that it will ruin who I am today. Life is supposed to be fun, but will it really be if we are too stoned to remember it? Or too drunk, or too busy having sex around every corner?
And I am sorry, but when our great-great grandparents are watching us, they are probably disgusted. I don't think that this is what any one intended on life being like, and I am sure as hell not going to live it like that.
We see little girls in grade 3 wearing mini- skirts, high heels and low-cut tops. Their faces are packed with make up, and they walk with their hips swaying and stuffed bras bouncing up and down. Not only does it repulse me, but I feel bad for them. I mean, you can only imagine how the rest of their lives will play out if they keep it that way.
It isn't all their fault, I mean what an example we have set for them. They see 13 year olds smoking and drinking, and they know that they are only a few years behind. When I saw movies about people doing things to be "cool" they were never true, but now those scripts have become a horrible reality. Every party has drinking and pot. Aren't our parents proud?
I know some one in grade 7, so she is 12, and she cuts herself because she has already had sex. 12 years old and not a virgin any more.. It's just sad. When I was younger, I thought sex was that thing grown ups did when they really wanted a baby, now it's the fun before the mistake, and it is plain retarded. Girls are pressured to do it, and boys are beaten down if they haven't.
I am terrified to grow up. Not because real life will come, but the teenage life will. The parties and the drinking and the sex. I know that I will be pressured to do things I don't want to do, and I know that it will ruin who I am today. Life is supposed to be fun, but will it really be if we are too stoned to remember it? Or too drunk, or too busy having sex around every corner?
And I am sorry, but when our great-great grandparents are watching us, they are probably disgusted. I don't think that this is what any one intended on life being like, and I am sure as hell not going to live it like that.
Sunday 18 March 2012
Going to the Gym
Before I start ranting, I must say that I quite enjoy going to the gym. I have actually gotten addicted, and I go crazy if I don't almost every day... Though it does come with these... setbacks.
-First off, guy on the treadmill, I asked you if I could use it an hour ago. Get the f*ck off!
- You, bringing your little 5 year old girl to run around as you work out. Call a mother f*cking nanny!
- And come on, don't come in the gym wearing shit loads of make up, style-ish pants and some f*cking TNA tank top. Ditch your little giggly group of friends. You came here to work out, so do that.
- I have only been on the machine for 10 minutes, don't ask me when I am going to be done.
- DEAR GOD, stop looking at my screen to see how fast I am going, so you can go faster. You are a 40 year old male, you SHOULD be going faster than I am.
- You, Mr. Muscles, it's called a shirt, you don't need to show off all your shit, we know you have it.
- Stop laughing at that bigger man who is having troubles. He is trying to fix his life, and you are the reason that he was too scared to try before.
- Bitch, don't ask me to change the channel on the t.v! I was here first, and grabbed the remote first, so you can gladly suck my dick.
- Wow, you have been here for over an hour and your fore-head is only glowing. Please, hold the applause.
- Get the f*ck out of my way, and do your push ups some where that isn't in the middle of the hall way.
Am I the only one that thinks these things?
There will definitely be a part 2.
-First off, guy on the treadmill, I asked you if I could use it an hour ago. Get the f*ck off!
- You, bringing your little 5 year old girl to run around as you work out. Call a mother f*cking nanny!
- And come on, don't come in the gym wearing shit loads of make up, style-ish pants and some f*cking TNA tank top. Ditch your little giggly group of friends. You came here to work out, so do that.
- I have only been on the machine for 10 minutes, don't ask me when I am going to be done.
- DEAR GOD, stop looking at my screen to see how fast I am going, so you can go faster. You are a 40 year old male, you SHOULD be going faster than I am.
- You, Mr. Muscles, it's called a shirt, you don't need to show off all your shit, we know you have it.
- Stop laughing at that bigger man who is having troubles. He is trying to fix his life, and you are the reason that he was too scared to try before.
- Bitch, don't ask me to change the channel on the t.v! I was here first, and grabbed the remote first, so you can gladly suck my dick.
- Wow, you have been here for over an hour and your fore-head is only glowing. Please, hold the applause.
- Get the f*ck out of my way, and do your push ups some where that isn't in the middle of the hall way.
Am I the only one that thinks these things?
There will definitely be a part 2.
Washing your hand with Sleeves.
Oh god how much I hate this. It's f*cking retarded. Seriously, all I wanted to do was pee ever so nicely, and then wash my hands like the good girl that I am. But no. You f*cking sleeves couldn't stay rolled up for the entire song of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" and now I have this wet and soapy blotch on my wrist area.
Like f*ck! It's hard enough for me to make a blog post that people will like, but now I need to do it with this gross, wet thing constantly rubbing against my arm? Shit! Piss the hell off. Not only did you not stay rolled up, but you didn't stop the water from further dripping down the length of my arm. Why do you hate me?
The water makes it irritable, and the soap just makes it sticky and gross. I thought that after I got passed the age of 6, that this would stop happening. Guess the gods of long sleeved-shirts hate me or something, because when ever I wear one, this happens!
F*ck Me!
Like f*ck! It's hard enough for me to make a blog post that people will like, but now I need to do it with this gross, wet thing constantly rubbing against my arm? Shit! Piss the hell off. Not only did you not stay rolled up, but you didn't stop the water from further dripping down the length of my arm. Why do you hate me?
The water makes it irritable, and the soap just makes it sticky and gross. I thought that after I got passed the age of 6, that this would stop happening. Guess the gods of long sleeved-shirts hate me or something, because when ever I wear one, this happens!
F*ck Me!
Saturday 17 March 2012
Cutting While Shaving.
This is something that both men and women can relate to. You are just sitting there, quietly and peacefully removing that shaving cream with a nice razor and BAM! You hear it. Yeah, you know what I am talking about, that CCCRRRIIICCCKKKT sound as your skin breaks. Then along comes the pain.
For the first second, you don't know what just happened after that you might look at the razor, just to make sure no skin is attached.. because... well... that'd be gross. Then you must focus your attention to the wound, eyes drowned with the picture of blood pouring out of a cut the size of a pin-tip.
Usually, if it isn't bad, you can just keep shaving, or for girls, submerge your leg in the water for a bit until the worst of the bleeding is over, and then carry on. The other day, for me, it was a different story..
I was nicely shaving my legs, listening to music from a radio, when IT happened. CCCCRRRIIICCKKTTT! After checking the razor to make sure there was no skin, I slowly moved toward my leg. There, I had a cut about a centimetre long. The weird thing was, I wasn't even shaving in that direction, so I don't know how I cut it.
Any ways, this was too big of a cut, and too much blood to simply put my leg back in the water, I rushed out, dried myself off, avoiding the blood (I wanted a picture for Facebook, don't judge me I am still in middle school!) threw on my shorts and t-shirt and ran to get my camera. After taking the desired amount of pictures, I grabbed an old towel and wrapped it around my leg... We had to throw the towel out.
Then today, I was examining the cut, and I noticed one tiny TINY piece of white skin, maybe a mili-meter long. It was bothering me, so I just kind of flicked it off. Oh came the blood. It was retarded! One tiny mili-meter, that much blood. I quickly ran for a band-aid and I am never touching that thing again!
I am going to post the pictures, but beware, they are pretty bad.
It hurt.
For the first second, you don't know what just happened after that you might look at the razor, just to make sure no skin is attached.. because... well... that'd be gross. Then you must focus your attention to the wound, eyes drowned with the picture of blood pouring out of a cut the size of a pin-tip.
Usually, if it isn't bad, you can just keep shaving, or for girls, submerge your leg in the water for a bit until the worst of the bleeding is over, and then carry on. The other day, for me, it was a different story..
I was nicely shaving my legs, listening to music from a radio, when IT happened. CCCCRRRIIICCKKTTT! After checking the razor to make sure there was no skin, I slowly moved toward my leg. There, I had a cut about a centimetre long. The weird thing was, I wasn't even shaving in that direction, so I don't know how I cut it.
Any ways, this was too big of a cut, and too much blood to simply put my leg back in the water, I rushed out, dried myself off, avoiding the blood (I wanted a picture for Facebook, don't judge me I am still in middle school!) threw on my shorts and t-shirt and ran to get my camera. After taking the desired amount of pictures, I grabbed an old towel and wrapped it around my leg... We had to throw the towel out.
Then today, I was examining the cut, and I noticed one tiny TINY piece of white skin, maybe a mili-meter long. It was bothering me, so I just kind of flicked it off. Oh came the blood. It was retarded! One tiny mili-meter, that much blood. I quickly ran for a band-aid and I am never touching that thing again!
I am going to post the pictures, but beware, they are pretty bad.
Music
Oh yes, our generations music.. I don't even think that it can be classified as music anymore, at least not in my opinion. Shit like Skrillex is just retarded. You might as well as listen to construction outside, because even that is better, and girls, you'd be complimented and hit on every 15 minute break, so that is a bonus.
Now, on to Niki Minaj. She is the reason why every one thinks girls cannot rap. Sure, she can say "Stupid Hoe" over and over again, but who can't? And when she does that stupid really deep voice, it sounds like scraping against a chalk board. If any parents let their daughters listen to Niki Minaj, they should be ashamed. You are teaching them to be a slut and sing about sex. SHAME.
I don't know who sings this song, but it goes like "Living young and wild and free." That is a stupid song. One part of it is like "So what we go out, so what we get drunk, we're just having fun, living young and wild and free" No no no no no! You are teaching 10 year olds across the globe to smoke weed and get drunk every day. Once again, SHAME.
What happened to people like P!nk, with Stupid Girls, who taught you NOT act like a slut. She taught me to be a nice, mature girl and act responsible. Why can't others follow her "preaching"? I see that girl on Ellen singing Niki Minaj, and it makes me more sad than any thing, knowing that she will be growing up listening to garbage like that.
Please, tell me I am not the only one out there that still listens to P!nk, Gavin DeGraw, and Band of Horses.
Now, on to Niki Minaj. She is the reason why every one thinks girls cannot rap. Sure, she can say "Stupid Hoe" over and over again, but who can't? And when she does that stupid really deep voice, it sounds like scraping against a chalk board. If any parents let their daughters listen to Niki Minaj, they should be ashamed. You are teaching them to be a slut and sing about sex. SHAME.
I don't know who sings this song, but it goes like "Living young and wild and free." That is a stupid song. One part of it is like "So what we go out, so what we get drunk, we're just having fun, living young and wild and free" No no no no no! You are teaching 10 year olds across the globe to smoke weed and get drunk every day. Once again, SHAME.
What happened to people like P!nk, with Stupid Girls, who taught you NOT act like a slut. She taught me to be a nice, mature girl and act responsible. Why can't others follow her "preaching"? I see that girl on Ellen singing Niki Minaj, and it makes me more sad than any thing, knowing that she will be growing up listening to garbage like that.
Please, tell me I am not the only one out there that still listens to P!nk, Gavin DeGraw, and Band of Horses.
Bitches.
I bet that right when you read the title, some ones name popped into your mind. Yes, every teenage girl knows who I am talking about right now. That one girl, who talks behind every ones back, and says all this shit, and when some one finally stands up to her, that person is now suddenly a "slut" or a "whore".
It's very very f*cking retarded. They seek attention, good or bad, to start drama or to get sympathy. I don't really need to talk much about them, because you all know. I just hate them.
They can do what ever they want to any one they want and every one still loves them, but once some one stands up to her, they get their head ripped off. I am not afraid to stand up to them, and when I do, I am proud. No body should be able to treat any one like that!
Next time you see a bitch fight over facebook, message the people telling them to delete their status' because no one really cares, and it's no ones business but their own. Well I am tired now, so bye for a little bit.
It's very very f*cking retarded. They seek attention, good or bad, to start drama or to get sympathy. I don't really need to talk much about them, because you all know. I just hate them.
They can do what ever they want to any one they want and every one still loves them, but once some one stands up to her, they get their head ripped off. I am not afraid to stand up to them, and when I do, I am proud. No body should be able to treat any one like that!
Next time you see a bitch fight over facebook, message the people telling them to delete their status' because no one really cares, and it's no ones business but their own. Well I am tired now, so bye for a little bit.
Desperation
I hate feeling this desperate. Being disgusted in myself is a new feeling, and wow do I feel it good. With each of my blogs, I have had the feeling of failure. Failure to get readers, failure to get followers.., Failure to be interesting. It's really sad, but I was so desperate for one more reader, that I went onto those blog forums and practically begged for readers.
I didn't ASK for more readers, but you could tell that I was certainly implying it, and now I am ashamed. The world of blogging has changed me, and I don't know if it's for better or worse. All I know is, when I see my total blog views go up, it won't be because I am a good blogger, it will be because I asked for it. What pride comes from that?
I didn't ASK for more readers, but you could tell that I was certainly implying it, and now I am ashamed. The world of blogging has changed me, and I don't know if it's for better or worse. All I know is, when I see my total blog views go up, it won't be because I am a good blogger, it will be because I asked for it. What pride comes from that?
Pictures.
I just had to do one more quick thing:
Pictures. It doesn't matter what they are for, Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or any other site like that, people take retarded pictures. Well, not people, but girls from the ages of 12-22 are just annoying. I mean seriously, who the f*ck cares if you can press your lips together and pretend to be a duck? Not this bitch right here, so don't do it. I had no idea it was time to grab my shot gun and grab myself a nice waddling dinner. Just stop with the duck face before you end up on my plate.
And for the love of god, the pictures in the bathroom. No one can concentrate when you have a toilet full of shit in the back round.
IN MY DEFENCE FOR MY PROFILE PICTURE RIGHT NOW:::
I was going to a school dance, and I don't normally dress up. My mom wasn't home so my dad told me to take a picture so he could show her. I was going to go outside, because natural light is the best, but it was pissing rain. My kitchen lights burnt out, so I had to go in the bathroom, which has the next best lighting.
I normally don't do it, but my mom really wanted to see, and I couldn't just show her a picture with my face all shadowed.
And now for the photographers. No, just because you took a picture of yourself with auto-focus, and edited in some of those cartoon flowers and some gray effect to it does NOT make you a professional photographer. Also, to all the girls that do that, and then make one of their 'interests' Photography, I will in fact kill you.
When I am older, have considered photography, but I have taken a photography course. I didn't just use a samsung camera, or whatever, and take a picture of me and a dusty mirror, I did some actual cool things. Maybe I'm not great, but it was so much fun pretending to be professional.
Any ways, yes, all you bitches. Suck my dick.
Pictures. It doesn't matter what they are for, Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or any other site like that, people take retarded pictures. Well, not people, but girls from the ages of 12-22 are just annoying. I mean seriously, who the f*ck cares if you can press your lips together and pretend to be a duck? Not this bitch right here, so don't do it. I had no idea it was time to grab my shot gun and grab myself a nice waddling dinner. Just stop with the duck face before you end up on my plate.
And for the love of god, the pictures in the bathroom. No one can concentrate when you have a toilet full of shit in the back round.
IN MY DEFENCE FOR MY PROFILE PICTURE RIGHT NOW:::
I was going to a school dance, and I don't normally dress up. My mom wasn't home so my dad told me to take a picture so he could show her. I was going to go outside, because natural light is the best, but it was pissing rain. My kitchen lights burnt out, so I had to go in the bathroom, which has the next best lighting.
I normally don't do it, but my mom really wanted to see, and I couldn't just show her a picture with my face all shadowed.
And now for the photographers. No, just because you took a picture of yourself with auto-focus, and edited in some of those cartoon flowers and some gray effect to it does NOT make you a professional photographer. Also, to all the girls that do that, and then make one of their 'interests' Photography, I will in fact kill you.
When I am older, have considered photography, but I have taken a photography course. I didn't just use a samsung camera, or whatever, and take a picture of me and a dusty mirror, I did some actual cool things. Maybe I'm not great, but it was so much fun pretending to be professional.
Any ways, yes, all you bitches. Suck my dick.
My Name..
God I hate my name. My parents were probably high when they came up with it, because I have no idea where they would get 'Siobhan" from. Do you want to know how to pronounce it?! "Shuvon." Yeah, I know, you were probably thinking it's pronounced like this "sigh-oh-ba-han" but no. No it is not.
It is very embarrassing when people that don't know my try to pronounce it, and oh god does it come with a lot of teasing and nick names. Now, I am not complaining about the nick names, they are actually kind of fun, but the teasing I could do without.
Every since I was younger - because well, I'm still pretty young - I have liked the name Niki. I think I got it from that show "6Teen" and it just stuck with me. But no. I am stuck with a retarded name. And to wrap it all up, it's in mother f*cking Twilight. WHO WANTS A NAME THAT WAS IN THAT STUPID ASS SHIT?! Not me.
Well, my fingers are freezing, so I'm gonna stop typing.
It is very embarrassing when people that don't know my try to pronounce it, and oh god does it come with a lot of teasing and nick names. Now, I am not complaining about the nick names, they are actually kind of fun, but the teasing I could do without.
Every since I was younger - because well, I'm still pretty young - I have liked the name Niki. I think I got it from that show "6Teen" and it just stuck with me. But no. I am stuck with a retarded name. And to wrap it all up, it's in mother f*cking Twilight. WHO WANTS A NAME THAT WAS IN THAT STUPID ASS SHIT?! Not me.
Well, my fingers are freezing, so I'm gonna stop typing.
KONY 2012
Don't get me wrong, I am all for taking down that Kony dude, but I am not up to paying that douche bag who runs it. Did you know that when you pay him to find Kony, 30% of the money actually GOES towards capturing him? The other 70% goes towards Jason Russell, the founder of Invisible Children. Now, I know that he needs to be paid some how, but taking 70% of all donations is retarded.
My friends and I raise money for people in need. Last year, we raised $1000 towards Japan. How did we do it? We used our own money, not dipping into the donations, and bought baking supplies, had a bake sale, donated our own money and went around for hours collecting cans, which afterwards, we spent hours sorting through at the can place. We did every thing ourselves and didn't take any donated money.
We were going to do the Kony thing, but when we heard that he takes 70% and when we saw these:
Jason Russell
Disturbing (go to the actual video, just scroll down a bit. It's like 10 seconds)
We decided to do a different cause.
I am not saying that this fundraiser is a stupid thing. It's f*cking awesome what they are doing! But how they are doing it bugs me. If you haven't seen the video for Kony, here it is, along with other information::
Video
Information
Even though I think it's stupid how Jason Russell is, I am still going to donate some money to the cause, because, well the cause is great.
My friends and I raise money for people in need. Last year, we raised $1000 towards Japan. How did we do it? We used our own money, not dipping into the donations, and bought baking supplies, had a bake sale, donated our own money and went around for hours collecting cans, which afterwards, we spent hours sorting through at the can place. We did every thing ourselves and didn't take any donated money.
We were going to do the Kony thing, but when we heard that he takes 70% and when we saw these:
Jason Russell
Disturbing (go to the actual video, just scroll down a bit. It's like 10 seconds)
We decided to do a different cause.
I am not saying that this fundraiser is a stupid thing. It's f*cking awesome what they are doing! But how they are doing it bugs me. If you haven't seen the video for Kony, here it is, along with other information::
Video
Information
Even though I think it's stupid how Jason Russell is, I am still going to donate some money to the cause, because, well the cause is great.
Roll up the Rim to Win
Bull shit. Bull SHIT you have a one in six chance in winning. I haven gotten at least 15 drinks. Guess how many times I have won something? ZERO. Come on Tim Hortons, get your stuff together, and bring me my f*cking Panasonic 3D t.v and my TOYOTA Camry! I pay you good money every morning, that least that you can do is give me what I have earned.
No no no no no, even if I won them, I do not want your stupid free coffee with a blue berry f*cking muffin. I want the REAL shit. Don't try and get your way out of giving away a car, by giving me a stupid camping package! Idiots, you know what I came here for, so hand it the f*ck over!
Every time, EVERY TIME, I roll up the rim, I picture me winning that car. Oh yeah, in my head, I win every time. And every time, I sell my old car, and give all the money to charity. That is correct Tim Hortons people, when ever you fail to give me that car, you fail the needy kids in Africa. Suck on that for a while.
No no no no no, even if I won them, I do not want your stupid free coffee with a blue berry f*cking muffin. I want the REAL shit. Don't try and get your way out of giving away a car, by giving me a stupid camping package! Idiots, you know what I came here for, so hand it the f*ck over!
Every time, EVERY TIME, I roll up the rim, I picture me winning that car. Oh yeah, in my head, I win every time. And every time, I sell my old car, and give all the money to charity. That is correct Tim Hortons people, when ever you fail to give me that car, you fail the needy kids in Africa. Suck on that for a while.
Thursday 15 March 2012
Choosing Shit to Wear
Guys I am being serious, the amount of time that some people take to choose what they are going to wear for work/school/a date, is ridiculous. And, I am sad to say that on some days... I am part of the problem. If there are any guys reading this right now, consider yourself lucky, and be grateful when your girlfriend or wife take an hour to look pretty.
That is besides the point, I just don't know why we can't throw on a t-shirt and jeans and be on their way. In my humble opinion, people look better that way. It disgusts me seeing girls packed on with make up, a low cut shirt and a mini skirt, and it makes it worse because they spent hours just trying to look as slutty as possible.
And, come one BOYS! You want to know what I, including most girls, find attractive? A simple t-shirt and some skinny jeans. F*ck GTL, because all that is, is the wrong spelling for gay. (I apologise you any homosexuals who might be reading this, gay pride <3 ) I don't even care if you have your hair gelled or not, just don't wear packs of wife-beaters, sweaters and fancy bracelets-watches.
I challenge you all for just one day, wear a simple t-shirt and jeans, go out in public, and see how many compliments you get. Not every one is stuck up and looking for some ass, some people just want to see the real you.
I don't know, I am blabbering on. Just don't try so hard.
That is besides the point, I just don't know why we can't throw on a t-shirt and jeans and be on their way. In my humble opinion, people look better that way. It disgusts me seeing girls packed on with make up, a low cut shirt and a mini skirt, and it makes it worse because they spent hours just trying to look as slutty as possible.
And, come one BOYS! You want to know what I, including most girls, find attractive? A simple t-shirt and some skinny jeans. F*ck GTL, because all that is, is the wrong spelling for gay. (I apologise you any homosexuals who might be reading this, gay pride <3 ) I don't even care if you have your hair gelled or not, just don't wear packs of wife-beaters, sweaters and fancy bracelets-watches.
I challenge you all for just one day, wear a simple t-shirt and jeans, go out in public, and see how many compliments you get. Not every one is stuck up and looking for some ass, some people just want to see the real you.
I don't know, I am blabbering on. Just don't try so hard.
Wednesday 14 March 2012
Exaggerators.
Today I was walking home from school with my neighbour, and he was going on about how one time he was walking home one day when a guy deliberately drove past him really fast, spraying water all over him. My neighbour then ran after the car and at a stop light, starting kicking the door until the driver told him he'd drive him home, not only that, but my neighbour said that he made him by a whole bunch of food. This is how he put it:
" One day I was walking home and some jack a** purposely drove in a huge puddle right beside me to splash me with water. I wasn't taking any sh*t from that d**che bag, so I ran after his car until he reached a red light. Then I started kicking that sh*t out of his door until he rolled down the window and said ' Get the f**k in, I'll drive you home' and I said ' Not until you drive me to the corner store and buy me food b*tch!' So then he bought be all this food and drove me me, which was funny because when he splashed me, I was only 5 minutes away from my house "
How do I know he was lying?
- there are red lights near where we live
- the guy would not offer him a ride home
- you can't chase after a car..
- and when he was talking, he stopped to think for a bit, like thinking of what to say next.
Now, I don't know for sure, so it could possibly be true, but if it isn't, then I am really bothered by that. Guys, you don't need to fabricate any stories to impress people. We know when you are lying, and personally, I'd rather hear about that one time you fell off your bike.
Just don't make up stories, it doesn't make you look "cool" it just makes you feel like even you think your life is boring, and a person who thinks that is a boring person.
P.S - the way I said my neighbour told the story isn't exact. I can't remember the actual words he used, but it's pretty much the same thing, just the swear words in different places ;)
" One day I was walking home and some jack a** purposely drove in a huge puddle right beside me to splash me with water. I wasn't taking any sh*t from that d**che bag, so I ran after his car until he reached a red light. Then I started kicking that sh*t out of his door until he rolled down the window and said ' Get the f**k in, I'll drive you home' and I said ' Not until you drive me to the corner store and buy me food b*tch!' So then he bought be all this food and drove me me, which was funny because when he splashed me, I was only 5 minutes away from my house "
How do I know he was lying?
- there are red lights near where we live
- the guy would not offer him a ride home
- you can't chase after a car..
- and when he was talking, he stopped to think for a bit, like thinking of what to say next.
Now, I don't know for sure, so it could possibly be true, but if it isn't, then I am really bothered by that. Guys, you don't need to fabricate any stories to impress people. We know when you are lying, and personally, I'd rather hear about that one time you fell off your bike.
Just don't make up stories, it doesn't make you look "cool" it just makes you feel like even you think your life is boring, and a person who thinks that is a boring person.
P.S - the way I said my neighbour told the story isn't exact. I can't remember the actual words he used, but it's pretty much the same thing, just the swear words in different places ;)
An apology
I'm sorry that I swear a lot, I will try and cut back. It's just, when I am really riled up on some thing, I feel like the only way I can get heard is by swearing.
Also I am sorry if my post about religion offended you. I really don't care what you believe in, it's your belief and if you are right, you are right. If you are wrong, you are wrong, I am not going to judge to, either way, because we'll never truly know, until we die.
Also I am sorry if my post about religion offended you. I really don't care what you believe in, it's your belief and if you are right, you are right. If you are wrong, you are wrong, I am not going to judge to, either way, because we'll never truly know, until we die.
I don't want shit shoved down my throat.
Now, I am all for every one having their beliefs, and I am not trying to say having religion is bad, it's just DON'T FUCKING TRY TO MAKE ME BELIEVE IN SHIT. I BELIEVE IN WHAT I WANT, I DON'T NEED A CLASS IN GOD 101.
Seriously, I believe in God. That is it. I don't pray, go to church, or worship him. I just believe that he is there. So please, don't try and preach me the ways of the lord. Don't fucking give me a lesson saying God, Jesus and the "Holy Spirit" are the same person/thing. I don't give a damn. In my mind, God is Gos, Jesus is his son and the "Holy Spirit" is this weird mist thing. And that is how it will stay for me.
I don't want you trying to get me to go to church. I don't want you to tell me the tale of Adam and Eve. I DON'T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE FUCKING GIVING TREE. I just want to live my life, and be free with how I feel about this world.
And okay, in class the other day, my friends and I - 2 are like me, and 1 doesn't believe in any religion - were making fun of religion, and how some people pray. I don't mean to be racist here, but you know how usually black church go-ers say the whole " CHANT CHANT CHANT NOW GIVE ME A HALLELUJAH!" Well, we kept saying stuff like that, and every one else in my class are like huge church people, and they were all pissed.
I could care less. If they want to get mad at me for believing in what I believe, and joking around that way I like, then the next time they start talking about how God is the leader of every thing, I'm going to go all bitchy against them.
P.S - In this post, I was trying to offend any one and there beliefs and I wasn't trying to make fun of any one while I was saying that stuff, we just thought it was funny how they get so excited. In fact, I actually find some of the religious stories cool, but again, please don't force me to believe in what you believe in. If you are right, why are there so many other religions with different stories and different Gods? Suck on that for a while. Bitch
Seriously, I believe in God. That is it. I don't pray, go to church, or worship him. I just believe that he is there. So please, don't try and preach me the ways of the lord. Don't fucking give me a lesson saying God, Jesus and the "Holy Spirit" are the same person/thing. I don't give a damn. In my mind, God is Gos, Jesus is his son and the "Holy Spirit" is this weird mist thing. And that is how it will stay for me.
I don't want you trying to get me to go to church. I don't want you to tell me the tale of Adam and Eve. I DON'T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE FUCKING GIVING TREE. I just want to live my life, and be free with how I feel about this world.
And okay, in class the other day, my friends and I - 2 are like me, and 1 doesn't believe in any religion - were making fun of religion, and how some people pray. I don't mean to be racist here, but you know how usually black church go-ers say the whole " CHANT CHANT CHANT NOW GIVE ME A HALLELUJAH!" Well, we kept saying stuff like that, and every one else in my class are like huge church people, and they were all pissed.
I could care less. If they want to get mad at me for believing in what I believe, and joking around that way I like, then the next time they start talking about how God is the leader of every thing, I'm going to go all bitchy against them.
P.S - In this post, I was trying to offend any one and there beliefs and I wasn't trying to make fun of any one while I was saying that stuff, we just thought it was funny how they get so excited. In fact, I actually find some of the religious stories cool, but again, please don't force me to believe in what you believe in. If you are right, why are there so many other religions with different stories and different Gods? Suck on that for a while. Bitch
The Unwritten Rule, by douche bags all around.
Guess what rule I hate? The ban on gay marriage. It's fucking retarded, why can't we just let them be happy? Don't try to serve me that shit about it being a sin on a platter, because I ordered some fucking common sense. If it's a sin, it's their sin to create, you bastards stay the hell away and let them be happy.
You, Mr.Preacher person, can go the fuck to hell. I thought that it was, like this big thing with God to love every one for who they are? Well, if you aren't letting them be who they are, that clearly isn't loving them. And please, don't try to find a scientific reason for why they are the way they are. Like, shit, just because they love some one that has the same body part does not make them a birth defect!
I mean, come on, let them be happy, and you can go back to molesting little boys in church. fuck you.
You, Mr.Preacher person, can go the fuck to hell. I thought that it was, like this big thing with God to love every one for who they are? Well, if you aren't letting them be who they are, that clearly isn't loving them. And please, don't try to find a scientific reason for why they are the way they are. Like, shit, just because they love some one that has the same body part does not make them a birth defect!
I mean, come on, let them be happy, and you can go back to molesting little boys in church. fuck you.
Tuesday 13 March 2012
Bastard, animal killing ass hole.
So on Sunday I went shopping with my sister and my mom. We were at a really big mall, and there was a pet store, so being girls, we just had to go in. I was expecting some hamsters, maybe a bunny or two, but when I walked into that store, I shocked.
They had stacks upon stacks of dogs in these tiny glass cages. I'm serious, the cages were maybe a bit bigger than nightstands, and the dogs just lay there, and they drink out of the water bottles that hamsters drink out of! For fucks sakes people that's like animal abuse!
I swear that's illegal, and if not, those fucking idiots should get on that shit! Get a brain dip shits, dogs need to run around, they can't be left in a glass box their entire lives! And to make it worse, they are selling for $2000+. I know that is reasonable, but who is going to pay that much for a dog in a glass box? Well I would, but I'm broke.
But seriously, some have been in there since September! That may not seem like a lot to you, but lets just go back in time and snatch you out of your moms vagina and just stick you in a cage until some one decides to buy your lonely ass. And what if you aren't a puppy any more? No one wants an adult dog, so what are they gonna do? They kill them! The bastards!
When I find out the address of who ever approved this load of shit idea, I'll kill them. Like come on! I'm all for selling dogs, but buy a fucking farm and sell them from your back yard, don't breed them so they can spend their life locked up!
It was horrible! They only had toilet paper on the ground, in scraps, and one was pushing it's face against the glass trying to get to pet it. When I asked the attendant if I could they refused, saying it isn't good for the dog.
BECAUSE YOU KNOW SHIT ABOUT A HEALTHY DOG YOU FUCKING ASS HOLE.
They had stacks upon stacks of dogs in these tiny glass cages. I'm serious, the cages were maybe a bit bigger than nightstands, and the dogs just lay there, and they drink out of the water bottles that hamsters drink out of! For fucks sakes people that's like animal abuse!
I swear that's illegal, and if not, those fucking idiots should get on that shit! Get a brain dip shits, dogs need to run around, they can't be left in a glass box their entire lives! And to make it worse, they are selling for $2000+. I know that is reasonable, but who is going to pay that much for a dog in a glass box? Well I would, but I'm broke.
But seriously, some have been in there since September! That may not seem like a lot to you, but lets just go back in time and snatch you out of your moms vagina and just stick you in a cage until some one decides to buy your lonely ass. And what if you aren't a puppy any more? No one wants an adult dog, so what are they gonna do? They kill them! The bastards!
When I find out the address of who ever approved this load of shit idea, I'll kill them. Like come on! I'm all for selling dogs, but buy a fucking farm and sell them from your back yard, don't breed them so they can spend their life locked up!
It was horrible! They only had toilet paper on the ground, in scraps, and one was pushing it's face against the glass trying to get to pet it. When I asked the attendant if I could they refused, saying it isn't good for the dog.
BECAUSE YOU KNOW SHIT ABOUT A HEALTHY DOG YOU FUCKING ASS HOLE.
Blog Names
Every one with a blog or username of any time knows what I am going through right now. It should not be this hard to find a blog name that hasn't already been taken. Seriously, I had no idea that this many people need to rant! It makes it impossible for me!
The amount of names that I had to try, just to find one that fucking worked is just ridiculous! I'm surprised that no one has taken thing one, and if they had... I swear to you a baby would have died today. Poor people in the future, they will need to have a million dashes in their names just to find a simple title thats works. I almost had to. It was getting to the point where I almost had to go::
//::-theofficialrantingblog-::\\<3<3giggity.omgapony//howtokilljustinbieber--)):://?>>|||!%4.blogspot.com.
And even that probably would have been taken. It's just stupid. I bet you that there are blogs with all the titles that I wanted, and people don't even use them. The bitches probably just take all the good names so we are left out in the dust, and they are there sitting in the corner making us look like a bunch of ass'
It's just not right.
The amount of names that I had to try, just to find one that fucking worked is just ridiculous! I'm surprised that no one has taken thing one, and if they had... I swear to you a baby would have died today. Poor people in the future, they will need to have a million dashes in their names just to find a simple title thats works. I almost had to. It was getting to the point where I almost had to go::
//::-theofficialrantingblog-::\\<3<3giggity.omgapony//howtokilljustinbieber--)):://?>>|||!%4.blogspot.com.
And even that probably would have been taken. It's just stupid. I bet you that there are blogs with all the titles that I wanted, and people don't even use them. The bitches probably just take all the good names so we are left out in the dust, and they are there sitting in the corner making us look like a bunch of ass'
It's just not right.
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