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Thursday 3 May 2012

Horny Mother Fucker.

In my time on this planet, I have begun to notice that the age for people acting on their horny-ness is getting lower and lower. When you were a girl in the 1800's you couldn't have sex until you were married, and in the 1900's if you did, you were a whore. Nearing 1990's girls were getting pregnant when they were 17-20 and again: whores.

But now, things are different. We have television shows supporting being 16 and pregnant, and soon it wont be called 16 and Pregnant, but 13 and Pregnant. This world is deteriorating. Seriously, I fucking hate the people of this generation. Getting high and drunk and having sex. How in the fuck is that cool? You can be ruining your life fuck head. Think a little!

I was going to make a blog post on "The Real House Wives of Vancouver" but then something happened to me on the bus.

No buses go up to my house, and even if they did, my parents aren't going to be paying $200 for me to ride it. Because of this, I take the city bus. It isn't all that bad, but it does take me an hour to get home, so during that time, I like to listen to the conversations of the teenage boys on the bus.

Yes, they are like every other teenage boy of our time. They have sex, drink and get high every day. But they are something to amuse me, aren't bad to look at and are quite funny. So I sit and listen. In these past two years, I have heard things that are so fucking hilarious, I can't wait to tell all my friends. But today, I heard a story that I couldn't wait to tell my friends, although it wasn't at all funny.

I was just sitting in my seat, all happy and cheering, planning my birthday party, when I heard a conversation between two of the boys starting. /'

Boy 1 : Yo man, did you hear about Brysten?
Boy 2 : No, what?
1: He's hitting a grade 7
2: The fuck? How old is she?
1: She's 13
2: How old is Brysten?
1: 17, turning 18 soon though.
2: Holy fuck! That's disgusting!

At first I was appalled, and when I remembered who they were talking about, I was so fucking pissed. You see, when I was younger - 2-5 - I lived in a townhouse on a street that had a bunch of kids my age, and some a few years older. One of the boys that my friends, brother, sister and I preferred to play with was a young boy. He was nice, funny and though 3 years older, he accepted me. His name? Brysten. 

A few might be thinking
"Well Siobhan, how can you be sure that it's the same kid?"

I know because from time to time, he takes the bus with his friends, the very friends who were talking about him today. And, who the hell cares if it's the same guy? He is still 4-5 years older than this chick! Holy shit! God people are disgusting. That girl just came out of Elementary School! She has no business doing that shit, and why the fuck is she horny at that age?

Getting corny over here, but if the people from the 1800's looked at us today. Man would they be disappointed.

3 comments:

  1. Agreed!

    People just want to look like idiots because looking smart just isn't cool, and we first-worlders are just too fashionable to take life seriously. Girls seem to think that raising a child will give them the instant return of love they should be getting from family and friends, who don't give them it because they are too absorbed in looking cool. What a sick world we live in.

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  2. I know a kid who lost his virginity at 11. It so shocking to hear that kids do this kind of thing so young. It is all about fitting in. If one kid does it, everyone else has to do it to fit in. The quicker you do it, the quicker you are "cool" in the eyes of naive kids.

    Babies are simply dolls to dress up (until they actually have it and realise it cries and poops and ruins all social life for years). The boys simply run away from the situation and the girl is left with it all.

    I genuinely don't understand why kids don't take any notice of what people tell them about reality. Being cool is clearly more important to them.

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  3. I agree, and the sad part is, it totally doesn't make them cool. Every one cheers them on once it is done, but the second the girl has the ham slow roasting in her oven, she's a slut. Sex used to be this sacred thing that we gave away to the one we wanted to marry - AND JUST BECAUSE YOU WANT TO MARRY THEM IN MIDDLE SCHOOL IS NOT AN EXCUSE - and now it's a game, until the only game they'll be playing is "patty cake."

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